2020 Presents: The Anaheim Conspiracy

[Kingdom]

"I'm Diane Sawyer. Today, we uncover the conspiracy growing in Anaheim. Did Charles Halifax steal the cookies from the cookie jar? We will find out."


Starter thingies:
LF William Resch, 10-10-2-6-6, 3 batting titles and counting
RF Charles Halifax, 10-8-6-8-8
SS Elder Arenas, 9-10-8-10-9
2B Wayne Meikle, 7-10-10-7-8
CF Kiichirou Mitsukuni, 7-8-9-8-8
DH Dennis Meeks, 8-7-7-8-9
C Oliver Queen, 8-6-7-6-8, 2 time Gold Glover
1B Chris Parmalee, 9-8-6-7-7
3B Steve Rogers, 8-8-7-8-8

Bench guys:
C James Berglund, 8-7-7-4-8
2B Akiichi Naozane, 6-9-8-10-8
3B James Smith, 6-10-8-6-9
RF Billy Pelaez, 5-10-10-5-5
CF Monroe Washington, 8-10-2-5-9
LF Edmundo Mora, 8-10-4-4-8


Pitcher people
Dorian Myers, 9-7-9
Joel Ibanez, 9-8-10
Hector Deltoro, 10-9-7
Pruden Lopez, 10-6-10
Carlos Sanchez, 9-7-9

Pen groupies
MU Roy Nutter, 9-7-9
MR Cory Jones, 10-5-10
MR Joseph Guenther, 10-7-9
MR Keiji Mutoh, 10-7-10
SU Jacobo Salzer, 10-7-10
SU Ryan Owings, 10-10-10
CL Eric Brooks, 10-4-10


Other guys you might see:
1B Hisao Tomoaki, 9-7-2-3-7
LF Aaron Kee, 8-9-5-5-4
SP Anthony Lerew, 8-7-9
MR Scott Elbert, 9-10-4



Stop rebuilding, Browntown, so we can have round 3 this season.

[browntown653]

Rebuilding? I'm not rebuilding.

[Providence A's]

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is too continue to embarrass GF.

[Kingdom]

Rebuilding? I'm not rebuilding.

Pfarr-k you!

[browntown653]

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is too continue to embarrass GF.

Mission accepted.

This message will self-destruct in 11 seconds.

[Kingdom]

I can see Huismann pitching with a lead in the bottom of whatever extra inning game in the playoffs, facing the top of my order.. and gets them 1-2-3. You're a cruel man, browntown.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

embarassing is my middle name

[Kingdom]

Captain Obvious also works.

[bjd2933]

If I saw your roster before free agency, I would have just saved my money... you're probably gonna win like 132 games and be largely responsible for Billingsley's inevitable 6.73 ERA.

[Kingdom]

Yeah, cause you never know when my roster might look like crap strewn across the wall, aka the Seattle Mariners.