Colorado Rockies of 2007

[Kingdom]

Where we do not believe in ****ing offense. **** you, humidor.

C: JR House 6-6-5-4-7
1B: Ed Alcala 9-8-6-7-7 potential
2B: Andres Blanco 7-5-5-5-7
SS: BJ Upton 9-8-9-8-7
3B: Ryan Braun 8-7-10-8-8
RF: Daric Barton 7-8-6-8-6
CF: Mike Cameron 6-7-8-7-6
LF: Chris Young 7-7-9-7-7

Bench
C Humbert Quintero
2B Ruddy Yan
1B Richard Sexson
OF Josh Kroeger

Rotation
Pedro Martinez 9-7-7
John Lackey 9-7-8
Francisco Liriano 10-5-7
Ian Kennedy 10-7-8
Rey Buskey 10-8-7

Pen
Ervin Santana 8-6-7
Felipe del Guidice 9-4-9
Gil Meche 8-9-7
Brian Fuentes 10-6-8
Robbie Wooley 9-5-8
Jamie Vermilyea 9-9-7
Kevin Whelan 9-7-8 <-- setup
John Smoltz 9-8-9 <-- closer

Others that may play:
SP Kyle Davies 8-7-8
MR Chin Hui Tsao 8-8-5
MR Elmer Dessens 7-8-8
MR Tex Nolan 6-8-8

Crappy offense. Lots of pitching. Who knows what will happen. I'll safely go with 3rd in the division, 77-85

[bjd2933]

Sadly, Kyle Davies would probably be in my rotation if I had him

[Kingdom]

As would most of my pen

[NYgiantsfan5689]

you probably don't need the other 6 guys. just keep a 2-man lineup of ryan braun and bj upton.

[Doppelgänger]

That Lackey is a hack

[Kingdom]

Your face is a hack.

[Doppelgänger]

At least it gets good prospects.

[Kingdom]

That's not what she said.