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    Baseball Slant Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    Canseco lost badly in a boxing bout against 5'9 Vai Sikahema, so of course now he's set to make his MMA debut against a 7'2", 340 lb kickboxing/wrestling expert. THIS WILL NOT END WELL.


    Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco to try his hand at mixed martial arts

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    TORONTO — Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco is trying his hand at mixed martial arts, with seven-foot-two South Korean Hong Man Choi his first opponent.

    The Canseco-Choi matchup will take place on the Dream 9 card May 26 in Tokyo, Dream said on its website. But Dennis Holahan, Canseco's Los Angeles-based lawyer, said the announcement was slightly premature.

    "I think they have (jumped the gun) and I don't have any problems with them doing that because I don't anticipate any problems but it's just not confirmed yet," Holahan said.

    "It probably won't be a sure thing for another week or 10 days," he added.

    Holahan confirmed Canseco was training "very hard" in MMA.

    Choi, a 29-year-old former kick-boxer, is 1-2 as an MMA fighter, with losses to Fedor Emelianenko and Mirko (Cro Cop) Filipovic.

    The fight is part of Dream's eight-man open-weight tournament.

    Canseco, 45, does have some celebrity combat experience. The six-foot-four 240-pounder fought former child star Danny Bonaduce to a draw in a celebrity boxing match in January in suburban Philadelphia.

    The bout featured only three one-minute rounds.

    Canseco was soundly beaten by former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema in a previous celebrity bout last year.

    Canseco, the 1988 AL MVP, was a home-run hitter who has stayed in the limelight with tell-all books like 2005's "Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big," and 2008's book, "Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and The Battle to Save Baseball."

    He also appeared on Season 5 of "The Surreal World," a reality TV show.

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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    No, I think this will end very well.

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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    Choi sucks, so this is a sideshow.
    And only in Japan do they have this kind of stuff. They had a heavyweight vs a Lightweight in a "grappling match" earlier this week.

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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    fail.


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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    He looks like he has no idea what he's doing. That's just embarrassing.
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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    I think Jose Canseco should fight Dana White.
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    Re: Jose Canseco to make his MMA debut against 7'2" beast

    hahaha that was great
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