Round 1 (Youppi! Regional) - 3. Porter99 vs. 14. bjd2933

[Kingdom]

Porter:
Think David Price, with a little daughter

BJD:
Think nick or hammer, only more sporadic.



Nick clique member vs. Porter99, the most unluckiest GM on the board.

[Porter]

Despite all the Unluckiest GM stuff, Seattle can at least beat out Oakland.

[ljshorty89]

Porter, you got my vote....if you explain why everyone makes comments comparing you and David Price.

[DirtyKash]

Porter, you got my vote....if you explain why everyone makes comments comparing you and David Price.

They're identical twins.

[Porter]

Porter, you got my vote....if you explain why everyone makes comments comparing you and David Price.

This is the 1st time I heard of these comparisons to Price. DK thinks I look like Phil Ivey and I have others that think look like this guy called Tiger Woods.



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[Kingdom]

half of us used to think porter was in one of the banners on the main page, with the ipod and stuff

[ljshorty89]

I see....I only ask because I've heard like 3 of these comparisons in the past week and got curious. I mean, I was fairly certain that David Price wasn't actually posting on our forums....although he'd certainly be welcome.

I do see the Phil Ivey thing, by the way.

[Kingdom]

Views from Above:

Skip Bayliss: I'll present to you 3 facts: PORTER DOMINATES WHEN HE HAS TO, BJD CAN NEVER BEAT THE ANAHEIM ANGELS EVER, AND I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR.

Stuart Scott: Cooler than the otherside of the pillow, that's Porter. And all his cousins and Rey Rey and Porty Porty.

Jim Rome: I can't believe we're still keeping Porter out of the hall of fame. Do we need to set age limits on voters, max age 55 instead of 125?

[Porter]

Porter, you got my vote....if you explain why everyone makes comments comparing you and David Price.

Also, where are the comments that have me and David Price.

[ljshorty89]

There's one recently in the "show us what you look like" thread....KoZ's last post in there.

The one at the start of this thread, obviously.

And I think there was one or two more.

[Porter]

So I basically look like a top pitching prospect, a dominant golfer or a Top 5 poker players in the world. And I have the most beautiful kid on the forums. I reach out to all demographics. That alone should get you my vote.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I think I qualify as a close 2nd for unluckiest GM

unlucky GM's represent. Porter gets my vote

[ljshorty89]

Porter, you just won my vote. Congratulations. PORTER FOR PRESIDENT!

[Porter]

I think I qualify as a close 2nd for unluckiest GM

unlucky GM's represent. Porter gets my vote

You aren't a close #2. My luck is so bad the AI doesn't even like my playoff rotations and starts Angel Moreno over Felix Hernandez. In the last couple round of sim seasons, I blew leads of 9 and 12 games with no explanation of why. You haven't had a 93 win season an still finish 3rd in the division. Plus you made it past the 1st round of the playoffs and won a world series.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Fine. I'm a far 2nd then lol. And that's only cuz you've been here much longer.