what's the worst thing you've ever done

[DirtyKash]

I pissed on a DJ machine after a frat party while wasted. that was the night my friend shit himself while talking to a girl cuz he was so drunk.........hahaha "um...i'll be right back" *bolts out the door*

your friend brownie?!?!?

[Bon Bon]

Ahh... but someone has to do the ultimate drunken 'bad shitting' experience... be at a party at someone's house you hate, or somehow just get in there some time for another reason... be all drunk after making sure you never took a shit before you went there... get into the bathroom take the lid off the top of the toilet and let it all go into the reservoir tank... put the lid back on and promptly leave the party... your enemy will be wondering why every time he flushes, the water is brown and smells like shit....

The classic "Upper Decker"

Remind me never to have you over for a party.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

your friend brownie?!?!?

haha no, it wasn't him. he doesn't drink. it was an irish kid from virginia.

[Bon Bon]

I really thought that is why they called Brownie, well Brownie.

[Kingdom]

haha no, it wasn't him. he doesn't drink. it was an irish kid from virginia.

Really? Awesome.

[ljshorty89]

Oh god....I know who it is

[Bon Bon]

Yep his name is Shitty O' Panties

[ljshorty89]

Nope. The guy was an anchor on a certain NBC news program though

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Nope. The guy was an anchor on a certain NBC news program though

hahaha you got it Lou. that's exactly who it is. he said he sprinted from Phi Psi all the way back to Day, and jumped in the shower fully clothed. Freakin hilarious

[ljshorty89]

Oh goodness gracious. That's something he would do. At first I thought it might have been your roomie....but upon further thought, who else could have done it?

[Dry1313]

Replying to this thread.

[Dry1313]

I once peed on my neighbor's front lawn.

I did donuts on Terri Schaivo's front lawn. Look up the slang if you don't get it.

haha no, it wasn't him. he doesn't drink. it was an irish kid from virginia.

Wow.

Poor brownie.


What's the worst thing though...

www.break.com/dunkingoesapeshit

[ljshorty89]

Dry. You're lucky I looked at the location before I clicked. You're a real jerk, lol

[GiantsFanatic]

Oh gawd, when I was in 3rd grade I stole Batman Returns when it first came out on VHS at a ShopKo, and I got caught, my mother had to get me, she had to leave work, man oh man I got a ass kicking from her.

In 5th grade we were "mentoring" the Kinder-gardeners and I jokingly told this kid to pull down the fire alarm, and he actually did it! The principle told me to have my mother call the school, I was like ok, but I didn't, next day the principle forgot, because she never mentioned said anything about it.

My SR year in HS we initiated this freshman kid who was a cousin of one of the Sr, and we duck-taped his hands and his face, and then ripped it off

Same year, I got fired from my job because I stole money because I hated that place, could not stand it!

[HollywoodLeo]

OK, here's the situation
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, "Was that for me?"
I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not sick?
You could be some derranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince -
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short (short)
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak
I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it
They took turns, One would beat me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, I just made a mistake