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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    thats a big k for clippard... gets easley to end this inning, making him look foolish, and you get to start next inning with the pitcher... or a pinch hitter, more likely as i think about it.

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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    Clippard with another curveball and another strikeout.

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    It matters.

    Do you think Sidney Ponson got laid when he was pitching well?
    Rich Garces?
    Do you think if Eziequiel Astacio throws a good game any lady's gonna **** him? He looks like someone took a crap on the side of his face.

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    And another strikeout! Real nice curveball on Easley.

    If the Yankees were healthy, they could have 2 rotations...
    Clemens-Wang-Pettitte-Mussina-Hughes
    DeSalvo-Clippard-Rasner-Karstens-Igawa

    (no Pavano)
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    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McKain View Post
    It matters.

    Do you think Sidney Ponson got laid when he was pitching well?
    He was knighted in Aruba. Always fun to tell the ladies you're a knight. That scores major points.


    Rich Garces?
    His nickname is "El Guapo" and IIRC, guapo means handsome in Spanish.

    Do you think if Eziequiel Astacio throws a good game any lady's gonna **** him? He looks like someone took a crap on the side of his face.
    His face looks like it was smothered by bees, we'll leave him alone for now.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    good for you george. best hitter in the league when no one is on base.

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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    annnnnd arod with another weak popup.

    followed by 3rd deck blast!
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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    Posada could be hitting over .400 if he keeps it up. 6th homer I believe.

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    That was a shot! I didn't know he had that kind of power. Or at least, it has been a long time since I have seen it. WOW!

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    El Guapo means "The Lady's Man," I think, and a fat guy who got kidnapped isn't gonna reel in the ladies, so he is no lady's man!

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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    hip, hip, Jorge! Seriously, that is about the lamest cheer I've ever heard...

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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    Quote Originally Posted by browntown653 View Post
    He was knighted in Aruba. Always fun to tell the ladies you're a knight. That scores major points.




    His nickname is "El Guapo" and IIRC, guapo means handsome in Spanish.



    His face looks like it was smothered by bees, we'll leave him alone for now.
    That's an awesome response post. Ugly players around the world will look to you to be their spin doctor to the media, get them into GQ, make it so ladies will walk back after running away in horror, etc.

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    Re: S3F High-Heat Matchup: Yankees vs Mets (5/20, ESPN, 8 PM EST)

    Quote Originally Posted by McKain View Post
    El Guapo means "The Lady's Man," I think, and a fat guy who got kidnapped isn't gonna reel in the ladies, so he is no lady's man!
    was he kidnapped by the ladies?

    Besides...we all know it comes down to $$$$ MLB players will always score due to their bank accounts bro...

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    There's a worse chant than Hip Hip, Jorge.

    JOOOSEEEE
    JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE

    screw off, Mets fans, that's a footy chant and Valentin sucks anyway

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    Hip Hip Jorge is great stuff, c'mon don't hate the man.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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