Now that the season is over for Team Joke(Reds) following another below average(below .500) season, it's time to see if the Bengals will choke in yet another big game today.
So far, so bad. Porous defense and an offense who chokes once they get down the field.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Carson has been very unimpressive this season. He continues to show an inability to complete passes to our supposedly good WR. Chad continues to look awful. Looking more and more like an overrated offenese we have to go with a defense that isn't looking much different than its poor self of the past few seasons.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Palmer looks inept right now and our tacking is very poor now too.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Our defense is a sham.
This franchise will NEVER get over the top with Lewis coaching it. Never. I've said it over the past few years and I stand by it.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Palmer= inept. Throws are off target.
That said, Chad is choking as he did against the Steelers in the playoffs last year.
He's also hurt.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
YAWN.
Patriots with the ball after the half and can make it a double-digit, 15-point lead pretty quickly.
I wouldn't be at all stunned if they do.
There is a reason they have won so many Super Bowls recently. They have a real Coach in Belichick.
Marvin Clueless needs to take coaching lessons from Cowher and Belichick.
It is a very similiar situation to the Reds being overmatched yearly against Jocketty Methodology.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Where is the pass rush?
Why is it every other team seems to have some players who can consistently blitz and get pressure on the QB and we don't?
And when they do manage to blitz for pressure, they often overpursue, which leads to the QB scrambling and finding an open receiver.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Finally some signs of life out of the overrated offense.
Still trailing though.
I would have went for two there. Lewis is too conservative as a coach.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Wow this defense is terrible.
No pressure at all. None.
They consistently miss their gap assignments on the run and give Brady way too much time to throw.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
This one might be in the bag for the Patriots.
The Bengals D is truly terrible. It just gets worse all of the time.
So much for Lewis being a defensive wizard. AWFUL tackling, awful job closing the gaps.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Inept offense.
Just inept.
Marvin is a wuss too.
I am so tired of this franchise.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Marvin is an IDIOT.
His wussy moves were stupid. They needed to try to score there. This defense can't stop anyone.
Instead of turning it into a offense vs. offense back-and-forth game, he put all the pressure on the defense.
I would be thrilled if he never coached another game for the Bengals.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
It is a likely Patriots win now.
It's pretty clear the Bengals are anything but a Super Bowl team.
I'm not even sure they'll make the playoffs, as the Ravens are looking like the class of the AFC North(look to them for a real defense) and we know the Steelers will bounce back.
Can we please get rid of our two inept, embarrassing franchises? I really can't take it anymore.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Blowout city.
It's too bad Dillon hated the Bengals.
He is a clutch performer.
We need those.
I be he is still as thrilled as ever he's with a real organization.
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Carson looks NOTHING like one of the best QBs in football. Nothing at all.
Why am I not surrpised this pathetic organization will have picked another overrated player?
The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.
Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
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