New Random Ramblings

[BrianDawkins]

yea more like nick adenfart

what now, what now

[perforatededge54]

Also: **** the Red Sox

[Dam8610]

yea more like nick adenfart

what now, what now

Now he still dominates in 3 years or so, so I don't really care.

[Hammer]

my team is pretty awesome. this game is alot easier when you inherit a ton of awesome prospects and they dont die 3 seconds into the game. naturally this should send them all into a downward spiral towards HELL.

[DiamondDave]

back in 1st in the AL Central....

Batting AVG: .287 (1st)
Homeruns: 23 (20th)
Walks: 71 (20th)
Stolen Bases: 17 (22nd)
Runs Scored: 132 (T-12th)

Pitching ERA: 4.30 (13th)
Opponents AVG: .262 (20th)
HRs Allowed: 26 (T-10th)
Walks Allowed: 87 (22nd)
Runs Allowed: 113 (14th)

[DiamondDave]

Date: Sunday, 4/2/2007
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.

Sincerely,
Gary Sheffield



Date: Sunday, 4/2/2007
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.

Regards,
Todd Jones

Sweet.... free up money and I won't have to pay Sheff for 2 more seasons after this

[Slyder]

Kansas City Sucks and is going young. Vets abound for cheap.

[Porter]

Seattle is worse.

[Kingdom]

It usually doesn't take much for you to.

[Porter]

To lose 20 out of 25 games it does. Then again Im usualy that 90 win team that runs into Godzilla and another team on the rise too.

[mntwinsfan]

How about those Twins?! 9-2 sim, back into first place. Santana is 5-0, Liriano is 4-1. Heck the entire staff is doing well. I have firgured things out finally, never trade top pitching for anything less than top pitching in return. This should be my year to go far into the playoffs. 22-13 record 2nd best team in the league by percentage points/games played.

[DiamondDave]

Don't count on it yet.... Detroit has a lot to say about even if you make the playoffs

[Slyder]

Could KC be of any help to 2 of the teams in the division to help bury me further into last place .

[BrianDawkins]

1st in the league in batting average, 8th in walks, 4th in runs scored... the Kevin Youkilis effect, my friends. still on some torrent pace; if he keeps his current pace up he's looking at 215 hits, 48 doubles, 18 triples, 44 HR, 153 RBI.

oh and Willy Taveras, too. i might be wrong, but I believe Taveras has reached base safely in all 35 games he's played in. he's on pace for 250 hits, 39 doubles, 18 HR, 66 RBI, 131 runs scored and 60 stolen bases.

Kevin Milolwood(strategically placed lol's !) had two great starts, including a 1 earned run performance in a 20-1 victory over the Tigers. too bad he's still Kevin Millwood, and i still hate his face.

Gagne still hadn't blown a save, and had been generally unhittable. but in typical maple syrup swigging Gagne fashion, he's out 6 weeks with a pulled bicep. and the rest of my bullpen is atrocious, so thats a scary thought.

[Slyder]

Please kind ladies and gentlemen these ballplayers deserve a fate better than Exile. For cheap (over 30 guys) you can give these ballplayers a new lease on baseball and a chance to compete.