TBSL Random Rumblings

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .255 (15th)
Homeruns: 98 (30th)
Walks: 502 (T-21st)
Stolen Bases: 147 (5th)
Runs Scored: 752 (19th)

Pitching ERA: 4.92 (25th)
Opponents AVG: .263 (23rd)
HRs Allowed: 176 (20th)
Walks Allowed: 586 (24th)
Runs Allowed: 880 (25th)

Overshot our win quota with 71 games. Dammit. In other news, Derrick Robinson was sent to a nearby KC jail after stealing his 98th base of the season. Charged with grand theft, it prevented him from stealing his 100th base of the season. Unfortunately, they didn't take CA Miguel Olivo from our misery. He played all 162 games hitting a grand .172 with 6 magical homeruns and 74 unbelievable RBIs. There is no truth to the rumor that he tried the Moises Alou method to help his hitting. We also employ great pitching like Frank Francisco, Kyle Farnsworth, Neal Musser and Leo Nunez. The quartet were better off doubling as a barbershop quartet, they combined for a robust 6.53 ERA! The good news is we saved a fake 15% on our car insurance by switching to Geico.

[Buckcheeks]

Most impressive stat of the season:

Carl Pavano, MR Boston Red Sox:

26 IP

WOW!

[Kingdom]

No, no, the best stat is that he pitched 26 innings and his projection is 25.

[HollywoodLeo]

I love random offseason talent drops.

George Barrette seems to have lost some bat speed, resulting in less contact...
George Barrette develops a habit for striking out more...

[NYgiantsfan5689]

who doesn't?

[Kingdom]

Barack Obama