Reporting in H.D.

[Kingdom]

For the upcoming season of TSSL, an interview.



Reporter: how's it feel to have passed oriolemagic on the GM totem poll
Giantsfan5689 (12:40:38 AM): you know, i really never thought this day would come, but i've actually passed a veteran GM. i'd like to thank so many people but i feel like it would bore you to death. so first off i'd like to thank God for allowing me to be here today...
Reporter: oh jeese, kurt warner's son
Reporter: now that you are officially ahead of mntwinsfan, cjkalt, oriolemagic, and ljshorty, do you like your chances of passing porter99 or dmbzeppelin in the near future?
Giantsfan5689 (12:42:41 AM): i feel like i should be past porter99, for that ranking the OOTP writers association should be ashamed about. passing dmbzeppelin would be cause for a party
Reporter: Porter99 has good standing in the community, you were arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Giantsfan5689 (12:43:27 AM): next question
Reporter: Sarah Palin you are not. You're as ugly but, no glasses. Not enough hair.
Giantsfan5689 (12:44:10 AM): *shoves your cameraman* get out of my face
Reporter: Browntown recently said you'd never be the crap on his shoe as a GM, response?
Giantsfan5689 (12:44:51 AM): i'll kill that little *****. he's got no respect for the new ways of the league. people like that should be taxed more
BROWNtown 653 (12:46:49 AM): 11 division titles
BROWNtown 653 (12:46:50 AM): 12 years
BROWNtown 653 (12:46:51 AM): shut up
Giantsfan5689 (12:47:40 AM): i may not have the numbers to prove it yet, but i'll be there eventually. he's gotta watch out. i've only been here for a short period of time, the neumbers are skewed
Reporter: Do you feel your manhood is threatened by the presence of Browntown?
Giantsfan5689 (12:49:27 AM): (warning, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, SKIP THIS OR SEND NEGATIVE REP TO GIANTSFAN, THANK YOU) threatened?! *deep-throated laugh* the next time browntown gets drunk, ****s 2 *****es in one night, and pukes up his breakfast from 2 weeks ago, then he can challenge my manhood
Giantsfan5689 (12:49:37 AM): my manhood goes beyond OOTP
Reporter: I need a new mic and IM box now, thanks.
Giantsfan5689 (12:51:14 AM): i'm sorry to have soiled it
Giantsfan5689 (12:51:17 AM): i was insulted
Reporter: You're insulted every day you look in the mirror, what changed?
Giantsfan5689 (12:52:01 AM): get out of my face *pushes over your cameraman*
Reporter: Someone's sensitive. I don't think Porter is sensitive. You'll never pass him being a crybaby.
Giantsfan5689 (12:53:15 AM): yes he is
Giantsfan5689 (12:53:17 AM): who are you kidding
Giantsfan5689 (12:54:15 AM): you know what you should do
Reporter: You're lying. So, now that you have Sebastian Bludd as a 5th starter, are you intentionally trying to do worse or are you taking pity on LJ shorty's orioles?
Giantsfan5689 (12:54:42 AM): i'm using any means necessary to not have a 12 million dollar pitcher as my #5 starter
Reporter: Good point. Do you admit you miserably failed on that contract?
Giantsfan5689 (12:55:11 AM): o absolutely
Reporter: Do you admit Kingdom was a better GM last free agency when he gave about half as much to a pitcher who performed better?
Giantsfan5689 (12:55:51 AM): well if that's in fact true then sure lol. who is this pitcher?
Reporter: Pruden Lopez
Giantsfan5689 (12:56:26 AM): he wouldn't talk to me, so i don't as bad now, but yes i still failed in that department
Giantsfan5689 (12:56:42 AM): * i don't feel as bad
Reporter: Will you challenge Tampa?
Giantsfan5689 (12:57:16 AM): eh........idk.......i'd like to think i will, but i need to stop the nincompoopery out of my pitching staff and leif schauer needs to live up to his ratings, which he hasn't done so far in his career
Giantsfan5689 (12:57:41 AM): and it would help if the guys i trade for wouldn't go the next season dropping 50 points off their averages
Reporter: CAN YOU BEAT TAMPA? CAN YOU? ANSWER IT.
Giantsfan5689 (12:58:10 AM): can i? yes. is it likely? i'd give it a 25% chance
Reporter: Good luck on the season, and maybe we'll talk later if you're winning. Or losing horribly.
Giantsfan5689 (12:59:29 AM): i'm sure i'll talk to you later. you media people can find a story no matter what is goin gon
Reporter: We're paid to take pleasure in the misery of others.



Next time on the H.D.: General Manager of the Padres, HollywoodLeo

[browntown653]

Oh my Jesus.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

please don't neg rep me. I beg of you

[Porter]

please don't neg rep me. I beg of you

I should but you took my worst SP of my hands for a starting 1B.

[Kingdom]

Oh suuree, worry the poor child with negative rep.

[OrioleMagic]

Hilarious! I think the reporter was drunk too!

[Shadow29]

OM does not seem upset being passed on the totem pole. Someones priorities are mixed up :/

[Kingdom]

You didn't even make the totem poll. Well, you did, but then you faded right through the wooden fabric of existenZ, therefore you are not.

o_O

[Shadow29]

Well i could be the shadow of the totem pole, thusly being the entire pole itself. Or I could be just a higher being who can pass through solid objects. Either way, I like my choices.

[Kingdom]

You're the mud at the bottom of which the totem poll rests on. And you smell of dung.

[Shadow29]

Mud wouldnt go through a totem pole.

[Kingdom]

It would soak in after time. You've been around long enough, hypothetically.

[Shadow29]

Mud doesnt really soak in. It would dry and then chip off or stain.

[OrioleMagic]

OM does not seem upset being passed on the totem pole. Someones priorities are mixed up :/

Why? OOTP is fun, not day-trading or life and death. I have fun.


Lets run with this pole analogy.... At least I am not the tip of the pole!

[NYgiantsfan5689]

That's gross and unnecessary