2009 Flushing Toilets

[ljshorty89]

Don Sanders
Billy Butler
Randall Simon
Dustin Glant
Marcos Carvajal
John Quirk
Rex Geishert

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Sanders: "In prime, test market, offer?"
Butler: "In prime, test market, offer?"
Simon: "Probably test the market, offer?"
Glant: "I want to play for a winning team next year" Won't allow me to offer
Carvajal: "In prime, test market, offer?"
Quirk: "I will test the market, I want a winning team!" Won't allow me to offer
Geishert: "In prime, test market, offer?"

Vladimir Guerrero? $12 million
John Danks? $3.35 million
Getting shot down by 2 players and no negotiation help from 5 others? Priceless

[ljshorty89]

John Danks (4-17, 7.31 ERA, 1.71 WHIP): "I want 3.35 million dollars per year!"

GM LJshorty: "Yeah, and I wanna meet Johan Santana. Ain't gonna happen!"

[ljshorty89]

Randall Simon- 1 year, 1.575 mil
Marcos Carvajal- 5 years, 1.67 mil per


Odalis Perez?

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Simon: "The amount of money isn't enough! Slowly I am getting impatient"
Carvajal: "The amount of money isn't enough! Slowly I am getting impatient"

Perez: signed to a minor league contract

[ljshorty89]

Simon- 1 year, 1.8 mil
Carvajal- 4 years, 1.825 mil per

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Simon: "The amount of money isn't enough! I am pretty close to breaking off negotiations"
Carvajal: signed

[ljshorty89]

Simon- 2 years, 1.93 mil per

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Simon: "Your offers make me sick. I want to test the market now"

BUZZZZZ you lose

[ljshorty89]

Hey Randall, Go **** yourself. If any moron offers a 34 year old mediocre hitting 1B more than that, they can do so. But I'm not offering 2 mil per year to a shitty backup.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

haha that's what i said to A-rod. i mean, he's really good, BUT HE'S 34 AND WANTS 5 YEARS. And he's already lost a buttload of talent this year. So I said go **** yourself lol.

[ljshorty89]

But I mean, Simon was a 7/6/8/5/9.

he hit .278 with 14 HR and 63 RBI last year when he started nearly every game. This year, with Gregory Wright ready to start, it's ridiculous to offer millions to a guy who wouldn't even start for me.