"Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, its a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but its just illegal."

Well, the NL East is in a tie for first place, which is a loss as far as I'm concerned. My Florida Marlins are tied with a very strong Virginia team. Metspr, if you're reading this, know this... I don't intend to lose!

Flash Gordon and Tom Henke continue to suck out loud. I have no clue why. They should be dominant.

Eric the Red's OPS is microscopic. I guess that has to do with his 4 rating for contact.

Barry Larkin is a little disappointing in that his batting average is unusually low.

Expect some more tinkering.

I do have some good news, though. I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!