Kimbo is Sliced by Random MMA Fighter

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Seth Petruzelli took just one right hook and 14 seconds to defeat popular MMA newcomer Kimbo Slice. That's right. 14 measly seconds. With Kimbo on the offense, Petruzelli backed away and hit Slice with a right hook that dropped Slice to his knees. That's when Petruzelli pounced. He punched away until the ref was forced to end the match lest a defenseless Slice laying on his back got beaten into a pulp.

Funny thing about this match.......Kimbo was supposed to face MMA star Ken Shamrock until Shamrock suffered a laceration to his eye this morning in workouts, causing him to pull out of the extremely hyped match. In steps Petruzelli.

This is a crushing defeat to all Kimbo Slice fans like me. Ok, well......I'm really not a MMA fan, I just think he's so funny looking I have to root for him. But clearly he sucks. He's 3-1 with no impressive wins.

[henks]

Hmm, good thing I didn't waste my time at watch this "fight". I was busy watching Mizzou take it to Nebraska, then Dodgers beat the Cubbies.

[browntown653]

O-ver-rat-ed

[Porter]

He wasn't even rated to be OVERRATED.

[Foster]

Theres a reason Dana White said BJ Penn would beat Slice.
And there you go. I hate that sack of shit, and am so pumped to see his santa clause ass get knoceked down.

[Porter]

Theres a reason Dana White said BJ Penn would beat Slice.
And there you go. I hate that sack of shit, and am so pumped to see his santa clause ass get knoceked down.

He didnt even get hit by a real punch. The guy was on one leg.