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    Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft

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    Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor.

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    I am so ****ing tired of this mock draft bullshit!! Every ******* night on Sportscenter since the NFL season has ended has some team "on the clock". Whose clock? No one's because they have months to figure this shit out!!! It's painful to watch and annoying to change the channel every five ****ing minutes. Here's my mock draft. Half of the top 10 will be busts and all of them will be overhyped! There, I saved everyone time and a shit load of unnecessary energy! People like Mel Kiper and every other douche bag who makes a living pretending that if they were really smart, they would actually have a job in the NFL!!!

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    I'm laughing hysterically and just 2 picks in. This is awesome!
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    I am guessing that LTR didn't open the link.

    And glad you enjoyed it BT, I laughed my ass off too.
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    Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor.

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    That is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. JOHN DAVID BOOGY!
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    Who doesn't wanna vote for the Irishmen Barret O'Bama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishercat View Post
    I am guessing that LTR didn't open the link.

    And glad you enjoyed it BT, I laughed my ass off too.
    I started reading it to my roommate and practically fell over laughing. As for LTR, I think he read it extensively.

    Or should I say...
    I start reads it to my room mait and practical falls over laugh.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    No I didn't read it for obvious reasons.

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    Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand.

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    Holy crap. I just about fell out of my chair on the 5th pick. This is comedy gold.
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    Best mock draft I've seen so far.
    Tennessee Titans. Duke athletics. New York Yankees. Carolina Hurricanes. Portland Trailblazers.

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