Strike 3 Forums - Hot Seat Answers #18 - Saber

[Saber]

What is your favorite baseball team?

Who's your favorite baseball player?

What's your favorite baseball stadium?

The Anaheim Angels, Vladimir Guerrero, and the Big A. Yeah, I know the name changed. I don't care.

What's your least favorite sports movie?

Do you think Missionhockey21 would look good in a pink dress?

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?

Any Given Sunday sucked, if only because Oliver Stone directed it. If anyone knows how to torture a premise and contrive a script, it's Stone. Without him, it could have been good.

Only if he wears the matching thong. I'll tell you this, though, you just look at that ass and you want to bounce quarters off of it.

The world will never know.

How many movies have you seen theathers?

How many baseball games have you been to this year?

This year? Cinderella Man, Kingdom of Heaven, Star Wars, and Batman. Two and a half of those were good movies.

I've only seen a couple of Angels games this year. The cool thing, though, is when we totally wailed on the Nats, we got free wings from Hooters. That was sweet.

[Kingdom]

Only if he wears the matching thong. I'll tell you this, though, you just look at that ass and you want to bounce quarters off of it.

lmfao

[McKain]

The not-so-mysterious mystery of what team you like is revealed!

[Saber]

Do you believe that Scientology could one day become a widely-accepted religion in the world? Why or why not?

While on a boat with Christopher Walken and her husband, Robert Wagner, Natalie Wood died by "falling overboard." She was found with bruises and other marks on her body. What REALLY happened to her that night?

Which of Isaac Asimov's writings is your favorite?

I believe Scientology will go the way of John Travolta's career, twice becoming a great force, followed by two massive collapses of apocalyptic proportions, one of which involves Kirstie Alley and the voice of Danny DeVito.

She fell. I'm too afraid of Walken to challenge that. I think Wagner is too. If Christopher Walken killed your wife, would you say anything to him?

I like the Asimov story about the misunderstood robot. Also, Will Smith.

What is your opinion on the NHL?

Describe in detail your feelings on the Yankees.

Would you go gay for Russel Crowe?

The what?

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Microsoft.

I would not only go gay for Russell Crowe, I would be the catcher.

[Kingdom]

The not-so-mysterious mystery of what team you like is revealed!

That line could drive a sane individual... saneless.

[Saber]

The moral fabric of society... what kind of fabric is it?

Comic Book Guy or Moe, which Simpsons character do you most relate to?

If the Three Stooges (the originals) were in a real barfight, no weapons and all equally drunk.... who would win?

Gingham

I'd say Moe, since we both share horrible physical features and suicidal tendencies.

I'd say Moe, since we both share a bowl cut.

Do you believe Natalee Holloway is dead or alive?

What am I, some kind of damn Unsolved Mysteries psychic? Her senior trip was in Aruba. If you get to take a senior trip to Aruba, I really don't care what happens to you.

Since you recently admitted to me that you are a wine drinker, what is your favorite wine?

Yes, I would go gay for Russell Crowe.

[Saber]

Oh, and Fishercat is next, or waruv, or whatever the **** he wants to call himself. Like he's got something to hide. I'm just sayin' is all...

[DirtyKash]

Ha ha ha ... well done. We missed an opportunity to ask more tougher questions, everyone.