Poll Results

Controls half the world with a click of his mouse.

1. Bon Bon,
2. NYgiantsfan5689,
3. redsfan28

Is the reigning MVP of the pro curling league and loves pickles in the morning.

1. Hammer,
2. Kingdom

Uses telepathy to control all the reds fans who post.

1. Dry1313,
2. rockin500

Is a closet fan of Garth Brooks and Augie Ojeda.

1. CrazyEights,
2. DirtyKash

Scares away Chuck Norris.

1. HollywoodLeo

Has a shiny shoe fetish.

1. DMBZeppelin,
2. Doppelgänger,
3. General,
4. hot_corner_gurl