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    Patrick Bateman: Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

    lol go rent or download the movie "American Psycho".
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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    "Call it."
    - Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men
    "How 'bout a shave?"
    - Sweeney Todd
    "I...Drink...Your....Milkshake!"
    - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood

    A little respect for 3 of the best films of the year.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    There's a hole in the world like a big black pit
    and the vermin of the world inhabit it
    and it's morals aren't worth what a pig would spit
    and it goes by the name of london.
    At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
    making mock of the vermin and the lower zoo
    Turning beauty into filth and greed
    I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
    for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
    but there's no place like London.

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    "Go **** yourself."
    "I'm tired from ****ing your wife."
    "How's your mother?"
    "Good, she's tired from ****ing my father."

    "Who let this IRA mother****er in my bar?...Just kidding, how's your mother?"
    "She's on her way out."
    "We all are, act accordingly."

    "You want a smoke? What, you don't smoke? What are you, one of those ****ing fitness freaks? Go **** yourself."

    "No one gives it to ya. You have to take it."


    A few of the greats from The Departed
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    With today, Dec. 1, being World AIDS Day, it's time for one of the best quotes from Seinfeld:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZrVPFE9XA]YouTube - Who Doesn't Want To Wear The Ribbon?[/ame]

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    Insert any line from "The Big Lebowski" here_________________________________________.

    I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, you can’t leave.
    PETERMAN: I’ve already left, Elaine. I’m in Burma.
    ELAINE: Burma?
    PETERMAN: You’ll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it’ll always be Burma to me. . . . You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your belts!

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    Happy Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    "smell my moustache"

    BIZARRE AND MY MOM!!!!!
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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    James Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
    K: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

    Just in case anyone hasnt seen it.
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    "Oh, don't mind me, I'm rebuilding now" then you win at least 80 games

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    GEORGE: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? Me.
    JERRY: Hey look at you.
    GEORGE: Yeah, look at me. Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!

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    Re: Classic lines from movies or tv shows

    Well, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing but it says on your chart you're ****ed up, you talk like a ***, and your shit's all retarded.

    Don't worry, scro! Plenty of tards out there living real kick ass lives. My first wife was tarted. She's a pilot now.
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