I'm sure you're drunk currently. I'm sure you woke up drunk today. So you won't remember this day but there will be this thread to remind you anyways!
I'm sure you're drunk currently. I'm sure you woke up drunk today. So you won't remember this day but there will be this thread to remind you anyways!
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
happy birthday drunko.
Happy Birthday, sir. I hope you have enjoyed it.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Congratulations on this, the day of your birth.
Happy Belated
Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one.
It was, but as I get older, the hangovers get worse.
Maybe the single malt wasn't the best way to end the night.