Am I channeling Mach's gastrointestinal system?

[Cyanatic]

So I had that colonoscopy done last week where you drink liters of vile liquid to clean out your system. My stomach sort of returned to normal by Sunday and Monday, but Tuesday morning it was like Mt. Vesuvius lava decided to come out of my rear. Slightly subsided, and then last night I was up all night going to the bathroom. It was like I had more of the trilyte liquid to drink again. Went to work, stomach pains, bla bla bla. Contacted the doc who did the colonoscopy to ask him what was up. He said I have gastroenteritis and to just hydrate. Luckily, so far, there's no nausea. I can handle the stomach pains and liquid squats, but I do not want to vomit.

I normally have an extremely strong stomach, am in good health, and rarely get sick, so this is messed up that it's going on for this long. If diarrhea isn't gone by Monday, the doctor wants a stool sample. Lucky him, or lucky lab technician.

Maybe I don't eat enough spaghetti and pot roast?

Maybe I shouldn't be sharing this....

[Mach]

eat more spaghetti and pot roast

[Kingdom]

Eat better quality meat?

[Cyanatic]

Eat better quality meat?

I'd say I always eat good meat but that wouldn't sound right and Mach might get all excited.

[Kingdom]

[Mach]

had pot roast and spaghetti tonight, but left off the gravy. I'm hoping this is the needed fix.

[Mach]

Yeah, didn't work. Waking up in excruciating pain at 5:30 on a Sunday morning is totally fun.

[Tobywan]

Sorry, Mach... you may need to go on a special diet, unfortunately sometimes that requires a "no taste" diet. I have been lucky even with some issues in the past like that bacterial infection and having may gall bladder removed many years ago I haven't had any trouble except for spicy food, which isn't a problem cause I don't like it anyway.

[Mach]

I'm lucky that I like bland things. I too don't care for spicy food and it doesn't care for me either. Why pot roast of all things causes trouble but nothing else is beyond me.

[Providence A's]

Eat more tofu gentlemen.

[Kingdom]

Or eat less shitty food.

[Mach]

[Kingdom]

You're not capable.

[Mach]

truth. I've gone from 170 to 205 in the span of about 2 months.

[Lynch]

Well, there is an upside to that, it's better than going from 270 to 305