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    Funny The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    So, there's some movie called "Push" about psychics and what not. Looks like some agency is after people with these gifts and it's led by a black guy, no not Samuel L. Jackson, but Djimon Hounsou. Was calling it Jumper 2 too difficult?

    Anyways, Hayden Cardboardensen was too busy I guess so they got the guy who plays the Human Torch/Not Another Teen Movie guy Chris Evans. And creepy Dakota Fanning o_O
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    I actually kind of want to see this movie. It's not gonna be amazing, but it could be pretty entertaining
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    Yeah...this actually looks like shit
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    Quote Originally Posted by NYgiantsfan5689 View Post
    I actually kind of want to see this movie. It's not gonna be amazing, but it could be pretty entertaining
    I bet you said the same exact thing before you saw Jumper, and then demanded those 90 minutes of your life back.
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    I never saw Jumper, thank god. If my brother tells me it was the worst movie he's ever seen, I will NEVER see it.
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    There's a lot in the world he's never seen then.
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    I wouldn't say that Zito...I've heard similar reactions from people who saw it.
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    I saw Jumper. It definitely was not the worst movie ever made, but perhaps I have just seen enough movies like Zito to say that. Then again, I didn't pay to see it... I am sure I would be more harsh on it if I paid $10 to see it. It was basically a special effects movie with virtually no story and a main character who had the mentality of a jerky child.

    That said, I thought the same thing Zito. Its "odd" how similar ideas always emerge in the same time frame in Hollywood.

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    Thank god for weed! I saw Jumper and wanted to kill myself for being so dumb but the drugs definitely helped.

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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    Samuel L. Jackson picks so many terrible movies to be in sadly.

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    Are you mother-****in serious?
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    Hollywood needs to stop Samuel L. or else I will. He is THE most overrated actor in history. Ony reason he gets work is because he won't turn a script down.

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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    For the updated version of Nick Fury, he is a perfect fit. So stop him after Iron Man 2.

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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    And any Avengers movie.
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    Re: The unofficial sequel to "Jumper" ..?

    Quote Originally Posted by missionhockey21 View Post
    I saw Jumper. It definitely was not the worst movie ever made, but perhaps I have just seen enough movies like Zito to say that. Then again, I didn't pay to see it... I am sure I would be more harsh on it if I paid $10 to see it. It was basically a special effects movie with virtually no story and a main character who had the mentality of a jerky child.
    Yeah I caught it on HBO. Thank God for that. It was such a wasted premise too, they could have made a solid popcorn flick out of the material but jammed too much into 90 minutes and had terrible, TERRIBLE acting. Bad film, but not even close to being the worst.
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