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Thread: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

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    Movies Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    Oliver Stone returns with another movie about a controversial president, this time picking Hitler's mentally retard cousin, George W. Bush. The genre says "drama" but this has to end up being a borderline spoof right? The trailers have been humorous, then again, that's just the president. I have no idea how to judge that film.

    Marky Mark Wahlberg, realmofo's favorite actor, is Max Payne. I was under the assumption the game was like Hitman or Syphon Filter, but the trailers are heavy with supernatural elements. Never played the game but Mila Kunis is an assassin and that's cool.

    Also, the comedy Sex Drive- which seems to be a Road Trip-lite and The Secret Life of Bees starring dirtykash's woman Queen Latifah and giantsfan's girlfriend, Dakota Fanning.


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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    Max Payne will win by far.
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    I really enjoyed the Max Payne game, and the sequel was pretty good as well even though I never finished it.

    I probably would have no interest in the movie if not for having enjoyed the game so much, but I'll go watch it.
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    What's with the angels and crap, is that in the game?
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    They are, but they were symbolic.

    I kinda hope the movie doesn't make them actually part of the real story, but it looks like it does.
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    I think it's funny that it's PG-13, I guarantee they wanted to make it a hard R- just based on the trailers.
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    What a fight the rest of the crowd is putting up. Better performance than Chad Billingsley
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    I know I am going to see W. instead of Marky Mark.

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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    I'm sorry.
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    It's Max not Mark.
    And I'm not feeling any movie by Oliver Stone. Most overrated director ever?

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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    Yeah Platoon and JFK were just shit! And the Doors, who saw that shit?? Plus he wrote Scarface. What a douche

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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer View Post
    Yeah Platoon and JFK were just shit!
    I agree.

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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    suck my fart
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    I'm just picking W because I want to be different
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    Re: Movie Pick 'Ums: Max Payne vs. George W. Bush

    yeah you don't need that to convince us you're different
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