P.S I am hammered at the moment

[Foster]

Mike Williams.

DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!

What has the world done, I think this deserves to be in the "We can send a man to the moon..." thread.

[Porter]

If anyone is wondering why I am so awsome at the moment with my posts, its because of the Golden Wedding Canadian Whiskey I have been drinking all night,

I need to try that. Im more of a Crown Royal person myself.

On that note. I need more beer.

[Foster]

Crown Royal, what re you rich!!!!!

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Golden Whiskey? Jim Bean? I'm drunk on good ol' college Keystone Light

[Porter]

Its once every month.

26.95 a fifth.

[HollywoodLeo]

Crown Royal is a waste of money.

You can get the same drunk for 30 bucks cheaper like I am with my Jim Beam.

[Porter]

Golden Whiskey? Jim Bean? I'm drunk on good ol' college Keystone Light

get your sorry drunk ass to the random insanity thread. I mean brown-porter matchup thread.

[HollywoodLeo]

Golden Whiskey? Jim Bean? I'm drunk on good ol' college Keystone Light

Keystone Light?

You're drunk off beer?

[Porter]

Crown Royal is a waste of money.

You can get the same drunk for 30 bucks cheaper like I am with my Jim Beam.

I hate the taste of Jim Beam.

[HollywoodLeo]

I hate the taste of Jim Beam.

That's why you mix it with Coke.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Keystone Light?

You're drunk off beer?

when you have a party of 11 people and 200 beers? abso-****in-lutely i'm drunk off beer

[HollywoodLeo]

when you have a party of 11 people and 200 beers? abso-****in-lutely i'm drunk off beer

A party of 11 people and you only had beer?

amateurs.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

dude.......read. 11 people. not 200+ people. and we're in college. we're not loaded

[Porter]

That's why you mix it with Coke.

Still didn't care for it much. Ill try it again later on. I wish a liquor store was open.

[Foster]

I can have a party by myself and a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria, and get drunk off 8 beer so whats the point?