My bizarre imagination:

[Kingdom]

Unless you're like the Syracuse clique or the Nick clique, you mostly have no idea what the other posters sound like (of course, if you listen to the podcasts, then you know what gf and brown sound like). So that's when my mind takes off, every time I read someone's post, I essentially have a set voice style in my head. No, I swear voices in my head don't tell me to do anything nor do I talk to Elvis.

Here's what I mean


Providence A's- Ghost Rider.. you know, cause all he says in the movie is "You're pissing me off, raaar"

Lynch- Grandpa Simpson

Missionhockey21- James Earl Jones

Browntown- Jim Carrey circa Ace Ventura

LJShorty- Mike Tyson, except you know when decent comedians do his voice? Yeah that's what I'm getting at.

Nick- Ashton Kutcher

Love that Reefer- The shark alien from Lilo & Stitch

HollywoodLeo- Dale (from Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers blah blah blah)

DirtyKash- A mix between King Leonidas and Beaker

Giantsfan- Manny Ramirez without the broken English

Saber- Corey Feldman, circa Ninja Turtles days

Slyder- That one gangster dude that was always on the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Hammer- a very unsober Charles Barkley

Redsrbetter- Corky from Life Goes On

Bwitty- any of the chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks

Dry1313- The wreckless Australian guy from Along Came Polly

[nick]

One inparticular that has plagued me for a long time... Saber as the comic book guy from the Simpsons, but only because he had a picture of him in his avatar a long time ago. Probably when I first signed up here, or maybe even first browsed the place. It might have even been back when you guys were on the old boards...

Saber: "Worst. Trade. Ever!"


But now I just figure he's Captain American everytime I see him post.

[Kingdom]

...he's the winter soldier!

[DirtyKash]

Missionhockey21- James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones from Field of Dreams or Darth Vader James Earl Jones?

[Kingdom]

Depends on what he's talking about. When he's defending Adam Dunn, clearly Darth Vader or Jack Ryan's boss.

[ljshorty89]

Mike Tyson? Now, when you say "the way a decent comedian does his voice"....are you saying I'm funny....or is it a joke about his lisp and metrosexual sounding voice?

[perforatededge54]

I've been around here longer than half those guys...no love? You don't wonder about my smooth as silk voice?

[Kingdom]

Mike Tyson? Now, when you say "the way a decent comedian does his voice"....are you saying I'm funny....or is it a joke about his lisp and metrosexual sounding voice?

^.

[Kingdom]

I've been around here longer than half those guys...no love? You don't wonder about my smooth as silk voice?

I was thinking a rusty knife cutting through a well aged steak.

[DirtyKash]

I was thinking a rusty knife cutting through a well aged steak.

He writes a comical sports column!

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Bwitty- any of the chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks

[perforatededge54]

He must be pretty popular

[love_that_reefer]

Can you please change mine because I will never watch Lilo and Stitch and have no idea of what you are talking about?

[BuckFoston]

[ljshorty89]

I'll need the other 'Cuse Clique-ers to back me, but I'm pretty sure I don't sound like Mike Tyson....

Although, I guess it's better than you predicting my voice sounds like old school Justin Timberlake or something....