Lets see what good they will do for me as I spend a lot of my time typing on the computer while at work. Here it goes:
yep i suc k at thjnisaz. thjezew thbings co me i n prfewttruy h a mndsyh., glkads we ALL WQASATED POUR TA DSOI;L;Larsa o n the3saew., thjanlksa ewbvewtruyponew.
Translation: Yep I suck at this. These things come in pretty handy. Glad we all wasted our tax dollars on these. Thanks everyone.
Haha, I love it!