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    Be careful when pumping gas

    >>>
    >>> Read this before your next gas fill-up. This world
    gets sicker
    everyday!
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Folks:
    >>> Please take a couple minutes to read
    this warning about
    Gas
    >>> Pumping Handles.
    >>>
    >>> Warning: Look at the gas pump handle
    BEFORE you pump your
    gas.
    >>> Please read and forward to anyone you know who
    drives a car.
    >>> My name is Captain Abraham Sands of the
    Jacksonville,
    Florida,
    >>> Police Department. I have been asked by state and
    local authorities
    to
    >>> write this email in order to get the word out to
    car drivers of a
    very
    >>> dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous
    states.
    >>>
    >>> Some person or persons have been
    affixing hypodermic
    needles
    >>> to the underside of gas pump handles! These
    needles appear to be
    >>> infected with HIV positive blood. In the
    Jacksonville area alone,
    there
    >>> have been 17 cases of people being stuck by these
    needles over the
    past
    >>> five (5) months. We have verified reports of at
    least 12 others in
    >>> various states around the country. It is believed
    that these may be
    >>> copycat incidents due to someone reading about the
    crimes or seeing
    them
    >>> reported on television. At this point no one has
    been arrested and
    >>> catching the perpetrator(s) has become our top
    priority.
    Shockingly, of
    >>> the 17 people who where stuck, 8 have tested HIV
    positive and
    because of
    >>> the nature of the disease, the others could test
    positive in a
    couple
    >>> years.
    >>>
    >>> Evidently the consumers go to fill their
    car with gas,
    and
    >>> when picking up the pump handle get stuck with the
    infected needle.
    >>>
    >>> IT IS IMPERATIVE TO CAREFULLY CH ECK THE
    HANDLE of the
    gas
    >>> pump each time you use one.
    >>> LOOK AT EVERY SURFACE YOUR HAND MAY
    TOUCH, INCLUDING
    UNDER THE
    >>> HANDLE!
    >>>
    >>> If you do find a needle affixed to one,
    immediately
    contact
    >>> your local police department so they can collect
    the evidence.
    >>>
    >>> PLEASE HELP US BY MAINTAINING A
    VIGILANCE, AND BY
    FORWARDING
    >>> THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO DRIVES. THE MORE
    PEOPLE WHO KNOW
    OF
    >>> THIS, THE BETTER PROTECTED WE CAN ALL BE.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Rose Lambert, Chief Aide to Supervisor
    Gerry Hyland,
    Mount
    >>> Vernon District, 2511 Parkers Lane, Alexandria, VA
    22306.
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    thanks for the info..

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    Man has this been around for a while.
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    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/mayhem/gaspump.asp

    This hoax urging caution when pumping gas appeared on the Internet in early June 2000. In common with other AIDS-infected needle scares (syringe attacks in movies houses and dance clubs and contaminated needles in payphone coin returns), it plays upon our fear of contracting this dread disease through the pursuit of ordinary and harmless activities.
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    Goddamn I hope that isn't true.

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    And once again, I'm an idiot.

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    I don't know, I just got that e-mail today and figured I'd pass it along.

    Take it for what it's worth.
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    Hoax or not... still got to be careful these days..... lots of weird-o's out there these days.. And I mean the true wack jobs... They are the ones we should fear... not the wack jobs in the forum, (which I claim myself to be one). Lets just be careful out there, its a dangerous world.... God Bless!!!

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    There's also a lot of douchebags who send out shit emails like that to people to cause confusion and panic.
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    I am in total and utter disbelief...I hope you didn't believe it...


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    Lol

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    Just relaying what I got.

    I haven't seen anything in the media about the issue either proving or disproving this issue, so I wasn't sure what to think.

    Better safe than sorry is the motto here.
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    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    Man, as soon as that Nigerian businessman gives me my cut of that 100 million dollars, I am so out of this country.
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    I'll take safe over paranoid though.
    "Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic

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    Brewers

    if I have too, I will take both safe and paranoid for $1000 Alec...

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