First annual TheNFLForums/Strike3 Smackfest signups are underway

[MarinersFan87]

It seemed that fags all switched from wine coolers to Zima overnight.

I guess the fruity wine coolers were too much for all you fudge packers.

Sorry that we can't all be a wine connoisseur like you.

[Saber]

Yeah, you should be sorry. I have bottles of bourdeaux with more maturity and character.

[Lynch]

so... it's... nothing? Because Zima is ALL faggy.

So says the guy who drinks Bartles and James

[Lynch]

No rules whatsoever. I'll make a thread for the matchup, lets say, Bipster vs. a wall. Bipster and the wall will have 5 days to smack each other around. Then, the thread will be closed, and I will allow a 2 day poll for voting. The man with the most votes wins.

You might want to clarify this a bit further:

1) WHERE do people sign up

2) Where exactly are you planning on running this? Here or there? If there, I know the answer. If at S3F.... then I'm out of the loop I guess.

[General]

Signups are done; link is in the first post of the thread.

[Lynch]

gotcha. Jeez, I didn't even see that as a link (hint for us old foggies... if the link is embedded within text, bold the text).

[McKain]

So says the guy who drinks Bartles and James

pssh. I don't drink, foo'.

[General]

The Smakfest is underway. If you are in, get your ass over there and start smacking people around.

[Lynch]

Bah, I have no clue how to talk smack. I'm more like Oxymoron. I like to walk around saying what a ****ing tough guy I am, how I could beat your ass while wearing a dress and .. AND.... I'm smarter than any of ya'll too. ANy online IQ test will prove it!


So, that's my limited smack base. Other than that, I'm all about spreadin' the love.

[Kingdom]

So says the guy who drinks Bartles and James

Says the guy who wears pink.

[Lynch]

Only pink that I wear is pink undies. Does that count!?