Re-2023 Random Ramblings

[Kingdom]

I wish I could afford JMJr. Unfortunately the cost of keeping my big 3(Fortuna, Marceau and Todd) has maxed out my payroll.

Guess yer gonna be sucking my dust in the division, again.

[Porter]

Decent two sims. But losing Vanvalkenberg for 7 weeks is going to suck.

[Slyder]

Maybe I ought to not pay attention more often... 20 wins yikes!!!

But on a sad note...
Date: Sunday, 3/30/2023
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire
after this season. It's time to let the youngsters
take my job.

Regards,
Rickie Weeks

And ends an era and the greatest chapter of the S3SL Twins after this season . Maybe I'll keep this up and get back to the World Series as a nice "Retirement Gift" for Weeks.

Rickie Weeks for the Hall in '23!!!

Teams not done badly in my absence. Ill get my changes in and hope I dont screw up the mojo.

[Kingdom]

We're playing out of our minds, without a real rotation. Scary.

[Halladay_is_God]

good sim for Toronto

Batting AVG: .285 (9th)
Homeruns: 48 (6th)
Walks: 120 (26th)
Stolen Bases: 124 (1st)
Runs Scored: 247 (6th)

Pitching ERA: 4.45 (13th)
Opponents AVG: .259 (7th)
HRs Allowed: 40 (19th)
Walks Allowed: 142 (16th)
Runs Allowed: 197 (12th)

The offense is really rolling right now

Paul Galeana is stealing everything in sight, 34 steals in 41 games. Even pitcher Evaristo Ortiz was called in to run pitch and got a stolen base.

Monday 5/12/2023: Leslie (Tor) win P.O.W. award
The AL's best player of the week was Toronto's Lanny Leslie, who wins the award for the 2nd time in his career. He had an on base percentage of .607 and hit .542, while driving in 14 runs. This year Leslie drove in 32 and scored 32 runs while batting .355 with 6 longballs. He's 7th in the AL in batting and 7th in RBI!

Saturday 5/10/2023: Toronto's Vaughn Hooley has great day, hits three longballs
MINNESOTA - Vaughn Hooley was in a groove, and the results spoke for themselves. He powered Toronto to a 22-3 win over Minnesota by homering three times. A pitch from Herman Ripley in the 3rd inning left his bat for a solo homerun, landing 340 feet from home plate in right field. Number 2 in the 6th inning, a shot estimated at 384 feet, cleared the wall in right field. His 3rd shot, off Kagitarou Shunko in the 9th inning, was a two-run homerun and cleared the fence in left field. Overall he stroked 4 hits in 5 AB, stroking a double, with FIVE runs scored and driving in 4 runs.

[browntown653]

He was called in to "run pitch?"

Anyway, my team has no business playing well, I do not approve of this.

[jpants10]

we are building a religion in milwaukee.

[Halladay_is_God]

He was called in to "run pitch?"

Anyway, my team has no business playing well, I do not approve of this.

I wrote it just when i got up

[Saber]

Your mom gets me up.

[missionhockey21]

Two Boston stars both got their 2000th hit within days of one another in Sanor and Vlad.

Also:

Sunday 5/25/2023: Kansas City's Alvarez severely injured
KANSAS CITY - Kansas City's catcher Samuel Alvarez will miss about 5 weeks after being knocked unconscious in a collision at home plate, in the 9th inning of the game between Kansas City and Detroit. He was helped off the field after the incident. Alvarez will miss at least 5 weeks. After being taken to a local hospital, Alvarez was examined by specialists. The diagnosis revealed the sad truth, a Fractured Hand. Alvarez has hit for a .305 average this season. He has 24 extra base hits along with 102 total bases, resulting in a .586 slugging percentage. He's 6th in the AL in RBIs and 5th in homeruns!

Alvarez must of been knocked unconscious by realizing he is a clone of Berjemo.

[perforatededge54]

Best sim of the year after trading Wilson and not sending in updated roster moves. OOTP, quit playing games...with my heart...

[Kingdom]

Dealt a good reliever.... and kept winning. You just refuse to allow me to lose, mission.

Man, Macneil isn't really even hitting yet.

What a crappy first round pick. I wish I could attend a draft one of these days.

[missionhockey21]

There was five people total today, twas sad.

[Kingdom]

I worked, couldn't do anything about it. I don't think I've been able to make one since I was still in school, when I knew I had saturdays off.

[perforatededge54]

The draft used to be the center of sim league tension and Saber's inappropriate jokes.