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    Biggest Boners of 2011

    Once again, this thread is reserved for just idiotic, moronic things said or achieved by ML players and coaches. I have a feeling we are going to have a lot of them but let me start it off.

    Our first nominee is Mike Leake for getting caught stealing $60 worth of shirts while making over $400k a year.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    Hmm, I would have thought Manny would have prompted the Boner Award thread.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    Dude, you do this every year, and every year MY boner is the biggest.
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    Pressure is a bullshit argument. Its up there with how many rings a person has and some other ones I'm too stoned to care about.

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    Lmao^^

    And seriously? Leake stole shirts? What a dumbass.
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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    Was he trying to ask Wynona Rider out on a date?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    I liked Saber's boner...joke.

    Will anyone ever unseat Fred Merkle? People are still talking about Merkle's Boner.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    Stike 3 for Manny....arrested today for domestic dispute.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    He's such a tard.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    Don't worry, Scro! Plenty of tards out there living real kick ass lives.

    My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    It kills me who ever decided to have Terry Crews play the president.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011


    Bill Welke ejecting Kershaw with a one hit shut out going and a Cy Young on the line.
    Even the AZ dugout was booing the ump.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    I didn't see the game so I can't comment on the actual ejection but I don't think the game situation or who the player is or what wards he might be up for should factor into the ump's decision of whether or not to eject him in the slightest.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    The game situation should definitely play a part.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    i don't see why. If somebody violates a rule he should be held accountable. If he doesn't want to ruin his no-hitter, shutout, or whatever perhaps he shouldn't argue calls or anything else that might lead to an ejection.

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    Re: Biggest Boners of 2011

    You should see why. What if you're in a one run game in late innings and both benches have been warned. A pitcher loses grip on a curveball and hits a batter and gets tossed. That's just one example.

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