View Poll Results: Why the irregular heartbeat ?

Voters
12. You may not vote on this poll

  • 300 lbs overweight

    5 41.67%

  • Steroids are an Ortiz' best friend

    1 8.33%

  • The 5 game sweep put his nerves over the edge

    2 16.67%

  • He heard Manny might be traded following the season

    4 33.33%
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Ortiz' irregular hearbeat

  1. 08-29-2006 09:24 AM #1
    yhova
    yhova is offline
    Starter yhova's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    361
    AA ERA
    1.96

    Ortiz' irregular hearbeat

    Why does Ortiz' really have an irregular heartbeat ?
    What is the worst source of diarrhea ?
    A)A bowl of chili, or
    B)Curt Schilling's mouth
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  2. 08-29-2006 09:28 AM #2
    DirtyKash
    DirtyKash is offline
    Future PGA Tour Golfer DirtyKash's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Montreal
    Posts
    13,057
    MLB ERA
    1.63
    Blog Entries
    14
    because he's actually an ogre.

    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  3. 08-29-2006 09:34 AM #3
    DravenX
    DravenX is offline
    Hall of Famer DravenX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Tennessee
    Posts
    4,324
    MLB ERA
    5.00
    The weight has to have something to deal with it.
    "For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  4. 08-29-2006 09:39 AM #4
    Kingdom
    Kingdom is offline
    Hero ball. Kingdom's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    My office.
    Posts
    56,041
    MLB ERA
    6.85
    Blog Entries
    61
    Who's the Donkey then, Youkilis?
    And what's a hear beat? Something like a beer beat?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

    The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  5. 08-29-2006 10:12 AM #5
    yhova
    yhova is offline
    Starter yhova's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    361
    AA ERA
    1.96
    The donkey is Francona
    What is the worst source of diarrhea ?
    A)A bowl of chili, or
    B)Curt Schilling's mouth
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  6. 08-30-2006 12:54 AM #6
    GiantsFanatic
    GiantsFanatic is offline
    Hall of Famer GiantsFanatic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Sparks, Nevada, United States
    Posts
    2,716
    MLB ERA
    4.81
    A very classy thread.
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  7. 08-30-2006 11:18 AM #7
    A'sDiehard
    A'sDiehard is offline
    Blow My Fuse A'sDiehard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Alameda CA
    Posts
    2,376
    MLB ERA
    1.96
    Quote Originally Posted by yhova
    Why does Ortiz' really have an irregular heartbeat ?

    Because he had to sit there and watch Foulke get rocked by Thomas and Swisher.
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
  8. 08-30-2006 05:53 PM #8
    Looshius
    Looshius is offline
    Minor Leaguer Looshius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    87
    Rookie ERA
    0.81
    The 5 game sweep broke the poor guys heart.
    Reply With Quote Register To Reply
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules