Soooo, are you going to "singles night?"

[Providence A's]

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/NASA...nglesnight.jsp

Here's how it works:

Singles Night tickets are $20 each*

Ticket price includes:
-A seat in the special Singles Night section in the Left Field Bleachers
-Admission to the Singles Night Pre-Game Party
-Your first drink at the pre-game function
-Drink tickets will be good for one beverage - wine, beer, hard lemonade, soda or water.**
-The Singles Night Pre-Game Party runs from 4pm-6pm in the Centerfield Bullpen Market and will include a live DJ, prizes and several of the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes in the Northwest.
-Seating in the Singles Night section will alternate men and women by rows to encourage mingling.

Seriously, are any of you guys going?

[realmofotalk]

What, they're going to run a background check if you're single?

[Providence A's]

what about a background check to know if you're male or female for sure?

[realmofotalk]

You're implying they need a urologist on site?

[Porter]

LOL @ this night.

[Element]

What is baseball in Seattle coming to? And you know that the girls that are coming to this aren't going to be hot at all.

[Providence A's]

of course! it almost goes without saying, no?

[Porter]

What is baseball in Seattle coming to? And you know that the girls that are coming to this aren't going to be hot at all.

How sure are you? there were some hot girls when i went on Felix's Home Debut. By the way, 7 Ks thru 5 for King.

[Providence A's]

you better hope Felix is pitching on Singles night if you plan on going

[Porter]

He isnt, and no im not going lol.

[Providence A's]

C'mon, someone has to go so we can end the debate of fugly vs. hot girls!

[Providence A's]

you guys have some weird promotions man...

Sunday, August 28

Washington Lottery New Children's Book Drive
The Mariners are proud to team with the Washington Lottery to support youth literacy in the Northwest. Fans 18 & over who bring a new children's book to donate will receive a Washington Lottery ticket while supplies last.

-I'm all for literacy, but the funny part to me is that if you donate a book, you get a lottery ticket. Imagine winning a cool grand simply by donating a book. Just seems weird to me how they come up with these things. "Hey, what can we do to increase the number of books?" "How bout offer free lottery tickets? People love to gamble and play the lottery!"

Seniors Walk in the Park
Before the game, all seniors and children accompanied by seniors can enjoy a trip around the Safeco Field warning track. The Walk begins at 11:20, so arrive early.

-This one just reminds me of how old people go to the mall and walk laps before the mall opens. Well, they do that on the east coast anyway, do they do that there? My point is the "so arrive early" shouldn't be a problem for the old people since they're up early walking at the mall on the other days of the week anyway

[Providence A's]

OK, who went? I want details...fugly chics or hot chics?

[Element]

I didn't go, but if I had to bet, I'd say 90-95% fugly chics.