I'm just going to to try to trade a bunch of guys. Here are their names.

Bill Alm 2B/SS
Leo Romero SP/RP
Tom Loose OF
Lamont Ramirez C
Jesus Maldonado OF


Heading into maybe-town, Nick Dreyer COULD be moved for the really really really right offer. So use discretion, don't send me twenty shitty players. If you do that, I will respond with the anger and hatred of 500 menstruating women. Thank you.