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    We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    The subject of the game is pretty self-explanatory. The inspiration for this game came from a news story about a retired veteran who survived World War II and the Korean War but is dying from the West Nile virus. That's right, a ****in mosquito bite. Oh, and from the whole idea about spending billions of taxpayer money to look at moonrocks. So, I'll start this off with:

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't wipe out an entire species of insects.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't get off foreign oil.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't elect a competent President.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but I can't buy beer on Sunday!!!

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't capture some dude who sports a distinctive beard and a turban 24/7.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon, but we can't cure life-threatening diseases.
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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon, but we can't stop gases from destroying the thing keeping us safe from burning to a crisp
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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon, but over half our nation can't keep a wife
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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't get instant replay in baseball.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't get a legit owner for Team X

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't manage to get "According To Jim" canceled in seven seasons so far.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't find a better way to "use" $6 million other than on pickle research.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but the US softball team can't beat Japan for the gold
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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't pass a ****ing baton from one guy to another.

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    Re: We can send a man to the moon but we can't..

    We can send a man to the moon but we can't dive worth a shit in the Olympics
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