More fun A-Rod news! This time involving hookers!

[browntown653]

Madam Kristin Davis dated Alex Rodriguez and provided him hookers, sources claim

A former Manhattan madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers also counted Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez as a customer - and found him so charming she dated him herself for free, former employees of the call-girl agency tell the Daily News.

I would be much more surprised if it was discovered that A-Rod didn't have hookers, so this doesn't shock me in the slightest. It just adds to the fact that this man has an identity crisis or something's going on there. What a clown.

[love_that_reefer]

I'll be damned, Arod's a heterosexual.

[browntown653]

Have you seen his ex-wife? If that doesn't say heterosexual I don't know what does.

[love_that_reefer]

I know she left his ass. I also saw him kissing a mirror. Then he was seen with a body building woman going to his apartment and then there's Madonna who looks more like a man these days. Hell, even Micheal Jackson and Elton John had wives.

[missionhockey21]

The bodybuilder I still don't understand, but Madonna could have just been some sort of crush he had back from when people found Madonna attractive. This news doesn't shock me either though. It really is astounding to think of how Rodriguez's image has nosedived since he was a the "it" player in Seattle. Next we'll hear that A-Rod kicks puppies as one of his training exercises, drinks the blood of the innocent instead of Gatorade, and actually chokes on purpose. *cue Worst Person In The World theme*

[missionhockey21]

And his ex-wife is hot. I can't imagine the hookers he was hooking up with were attractive than what he could come home to.

[henks]

Mission: the 'in' thing nowadays is not just kicking a puppy, but punting it. You get much more distance and you can see it flailing through the air.

[missionhockey21]

That does seem much more evil.

[love_that_reefer]

This just in: Arod was bank rolling Micheal Vick's dog fight operations. Arod is also responsible for the economic collapse.

[ljshorty89]

A-rod is also responsible for the hanging chads in the 2000 election...

[love_that_reefer]

ARod controlled the planes on 9/11 via remote control.

[browntown653]

A-Rod killed and buried Jimmy Hoffa.

[love_that_reefer]

Arod wrote and directed "Cabin Fever".

[browntown653]

As well as "The Master of Disguise."

[missionhockey21]

A-Rod shot President Lincoln with the hope of stealing his hat.