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    National League Huge move for the mets!

    They signed....... wait for it..... wait for it....



    ...some random but old Asian pitcher! New York Mets, Japanese pitcher Hisanori Takahashi agree - ESPN


    Takahashi, a 34-year-old left-hander, posted a 79-66 record in 10 seasons with the Tokyo Yomiuri Giants. He attracted interest from the Boston Red Sox, Baltimore Orioles, Los Angeles Dodgers, San Francisco Giants and San Diego Padres.

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    This is the Mets answer to all the rumored pitchers prior to this? Hilarious! Jon Heyman is going to be baffled and I think it is funny.

    Now watch this guy come out and be amazing.

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    He's on the mets. He'll come out.. and go on the DL
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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    So, what is funky about his delivery? Because this has to be a move where a strange pitcher comes into the league, fools a lot of batters, than his game is solved and quickly becomes a near 5.00 ERA pitcher.

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    Hideo Nome esque? Let's hope we see another invention from Japan! I can't argue that they did bring in one of the best players we have ever seen. And a pitcher that took America by storm. Who knows, maybe this guy will be something...

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    We laugh at Takahashi no more. Two straight outings of 6-shutout innings. Against the Yankees and Phillies no less. Huh. Who'd have thunk it.

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    Continue with the laughter. DK's ***** was good for 6 ER, 2 walks in 4 innings. DK's other Asian *****, Igarashi, gave up 6 ER, 2 walks in 0.1 innings. Yeeaaaaaah boy.
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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    Against the murder's row that is the Padres offense.... in PetCo Park.
    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
    MSLSan Diego Padres2034-20592,217-1,9951631
    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    Muwhahahahaha.
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    Re: Huge move for the mets!

    5 more ER for Take a Shitti
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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