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    Re: 2059 thread of random commentary

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    For the stretch run, I'm going with the guy that just had a crazy season in AAA at first base. Oh he will swing that lightsabre around and round and round and round. Woooooooomb
    Wouldn't that slice the baseball in half instead of hitting it?
    Nobody lookin out for nobody
    Maybe we should try and help somebody or be somebody
    Instead of being somebody that makes the news
    So everybody can tweet about it
    And then they start to R.I.P. about it
    And four weeks later nobody even speaks about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobe View Post
    Wouldn't that slice the baseball in half instead of hitting it?
    Not neccessarily
    Here is a secret training tape when Vader tried out for MSL...

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    Lightsabers aren't real, nerds.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: 2059 thread of random commentary

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    Lightsabers aren't real, nerds.
    It's still real to me, dammit!
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    Sources tell the Boston Post that Boston Red Sox players Slade Wilson and Billy Anderson were recently spotted on a Caribbean island enjoying the sun. Sounds like a normal vacation, right? Wrong.

    An unidentified vacationer claims to have pictures of the teammates "cuddling, holding hands and being very touchy feely." A picture of the two kissing is also said to be in possession.

    Could this be the league's first real homosexual relationship controversy?

    The first active player to come out as a homosexual was Kenneth "Machine Gun" Garon, the slick fielding and slugging shortstop, who announced his sexual orientation during his speech after receiving the 2036 MVP award.

    Stay tuned for future updates.


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    Sources tell me that Milwaukee is likely in search of a new GM and are strongly interested in Buckcheeks to run their organization.
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    Ryan Mallet is a top prospect for them? Pass.


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    Re: 2059 thread of random commentary

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckcheeks View Post
    Ryan Mallet is a top prospect for them? Pass.


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    Take them and trade him to me!
    Do you have Andy Dalton?


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    He doesn't have much of anything right now.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    I'm doing the playoffs a bit differently from now on.

    Each series has its own thread. GMs of the teams will post their rotations in their respective series thread and each series is going to be treated the same way the World Series always has: box scores for each game will be posted in the thread.
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    congrats playoff teams!
    Nobody lookin out for nobody
    Maybe we should try and help somebody or be somebody
    Instead of being somebody that makes the news
    So everybody can tweet about it
    And then they start to R.I.P. about it
    And four weeks later nobody even speaks about it.

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    Re: 2059 thread of random commentary

    S3SL style!
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    JC, this is for you brah,


    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Cubs going into the playoffs winner of 13 consecutive
    Nobody lookin out for nobody
    Maybe we should try and help somebody or be somebody
    Instead of being somebody that makes the news
    So everybody can tweet about it
    And then they start to R.I.P. about it
    And four weeks later nobody even speaks about it.

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