Sources close to the Pohlad family report Carl is down to his last 2 billion, and will be flat broke by the year 4089. "We simply can't continue to operate w/o keeping bums like matthew lecroy" stated twins executive jerry bell.
With a roster that reads like a local saloon's softball squad, there's absolutely no shame when it comes to fielding a team under the reign of Pohlad. A man who's so generous he nearly gave the club to the state only to be caught trying to swindle them out of 130 million by disguising the gift as a loan.
Carl was very vocal when asked about the lack of any real talent on the ballclub "Winning is second to sustaining a fortune I can't possibly spend." Boy, and to think Carl almost threw his hat into the ring when potential suitors were being courted to purchase the vikings. Man wouldn't it be great to see a vikings roster under Carl. A team filled with arena football castoffs coached by Gary Coleman who does resemble Dennis Green from the side, front, rear & back.