Here are some baseball-related questions from the quiz on ESPN.com's Page 2. Please try not to laugh out loud. I dare you.

1. A Massachusetts man spent $175,100 on:
(a) The right to enter a lottery to possibly buy Green Monster tickets
(b) The David Ortiz jersey that was buried in the new Yankee Stadium
(c) The game ball from the Cubs' 10,000th victory
(d) Barry Bonds' clubhouse recliner

17. How did Nationals outfielder Elijah Dukes get his Florida probation shortened?
(a) By spending 25 hours of public speaking to schoolchildren about the dangers of drug use
(b) By performing 25 hours of community service at a battered women's shelter
(c) By spending 25 hours of building houses for Habitat for Humanity
(d) By spending 25 hours of mopping and cleaning cages at a Tampa zoo

21. The Milwaukee Brewers haven't made the playoffs since 1982. What's the latest move that indicates that streak won't end in 2008?
(a) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff and only three bench players
(b) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff, leading to Jeff Suppan pinch-hitting twice in a week
(c) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff but still using Eric Gagne four straight games, resulting in a blown save in the fourth game
(d) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff but still bringing in lefty killer Brian Shouse to face three straight righty hitters
(e) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff, even if one of them (Derrick Turnbow) is so wild the manager never uses him
(f) Carrying a 14-man pitching staff, leading to the team trading Gabe Gross (.743 career OPS) when Tony Gwynn Jr. (.643 career OPS) came off the DL
(g) All of the above

22. After blowing his fourth save of the season, what should the new nickname be for Rockies reliever Manny Corpas?
(a) Corpas Crispy
(b) Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week

23. Director Paul Verhoeven, who has helmed classic films such as "Showgirls" and "Basic Instinct," is working on a new movie that claims:
(a) Jesus was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier
(b) Joba Chamberlain should be in the Yankees rotation

25. A Mexican government official was recently fired for:
(a) Suggesting that Beijing is too polluted to host the Olympics
(b) Heckling George Bush during a recent meeting in New Orleans
(c) Getting caught on camera stealing several White House BlackBerrys
(d) Suggesting the Yankees move Joba Chamberlain into the starting rotation

Answers: 1, b. 17, d. 21, g. 22, a. 23, a. 25, c.

Here is the article:
Week Update Quiz

I honestly laughed out loud so many times. Enjoy folks.