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    Humor Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Devote this thread to stupid baseball quotes you hear made, mainly by analysts.

    John Kruk on Eric Gagne - "He was a great relief pitcher with the Tigers."
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Insert anything Tim McCarver says
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    I've heard a lot of these just listening to the D-Backs broadcast the past few days.

    "You don't find good hitting pitchers in the Yellow Pages!" - Idiot D-Backs announcer
    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
    MSLSan Diego Padres2034-20592,217-1,9951631
    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Insert anything Tim McCarver says


    OR, anything Rick Sutcliffe says
    GO PADRES AND ANGELS ALL THE WAY IN 2008
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    "juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside"...it is one of my fav qouts though

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    "I think we should be the favorite in the NL East" - Matt Holliday

    GO PADRES AND ANGELS ALL THE WAY IN 2008
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    John Kruk was talking about Roy Halladay and how he shouldnt be pitching complete games, especially when he's losing....and Kruk goes "halladay has had some injury problems, although last year was apendicitis which i guess doesnt affect his arm..."

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    "Its not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game."

    Of course its about whether you win or lose! Otherwise, no manager/GM would ever get fired!
    rf28

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

    (Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres.
    –Jerry Coleman

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Joe Morgan:
    "the one thing I like about Chone Figgins is he uses speed a lot"

    More to come from this tandem as the game goes on, I'm sure
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    Life: Its gots to be funky.

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    told ya he'd come up with another one

    John Miller: "I was in St. Louis the other day, and I experienced an earthquake. I was in an earthquake in St. Louis. And after that swing by Vlad, I think I just experienced another one."

    I hate these two.....
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Just heard Eric Young talking about Webb tonight saying he went "nibble, nibble, jab, jab" with his pitches. What the hell does that mean? He ate and hit the guy?

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer View Post
    Just heard Eric Young talking about Webb tonight saying he went "nibble, nibble, jab, jab" with his pitches. What the hell does that mean? He ate and hit the guy?
    hahahahahaha perfect interpretation
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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    "Is it a slam?! IT IS A SLAM!" - Steve Quis

    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
    MSLSan Diego Padres2034-20592,217-1,9951631
    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes

    Ralph Kiner: "A balk is almost always called by the umpires"

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