Stupid Baseball Quotes

[browntown653]

Some guy at the HR derby (dunno his name), commenting on Josh Hamilton and his strong faith after his 28-HR performance:

"It's a lousy night to be an atheist."

[Kingdom]

Joe Morgan- "Here's out number 9" ....ball ends up landing on the 3rd deck.

[browntown653]

Joe Morgan - *opening his mouth*

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Joe Morgan: "Ryan Braun's swing is very supple"

this man needs to stop commentating, stop talking, and get off ESPN

[Kingdom]

supple!

You know, I wondered how they could have made it worse once.. and this season they answered that. They put Phillips on the A team and buried Ravich, Gammons, and Reilly.

Woo, way to go dumbasses.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

supple!

You know, I wondered how they could have made it worse once.. and this season they answered that. They put Phillips on the A team and buried Ravich, Gammons, and Reilly.

Woo, way to go dumbasses.

i couldn't agree more. and Kurkjian needs to be unburied as well

[browntown653]

Wait, is that Rick Reilly??

[Kingdom]

Yeah

[browntown653]

I take it back then

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Berman: "Let's go to the voice of reason. John?" (referring to John Kruk)

Yeah.......Kruk's the voice of reason........and Josh Hamilton sucks

[Kingdom]

Ironically, most of the big fireworks happened whenever they switched it off to the B team.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Josh Hamilton has 9 outs in the HRD, his pitcher picks up a white ball

Hamilton: "Get a gold ball Clay"
Joe Morgan: "I think he's telling his pitcher to take a little off it, he knows he's not catching up to the ball"

[browntown653]

OK, Morgan is stupid but that comment had nothing to do with the gold ball thing.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

he said something that was totally untrue, which could have been remedied by listening

[Kingdom]

I always look forward to when Morgan has to go be with the hall of famers for induction ceremonies and someone else calls the sunday night game. He freaking ruins baseball games for me.