The 2012 Random Fantasy Bitching Thread

[Witlon]

But...but...I had to turn to Francisco Rodriguez for holds. That's just not healthy.

I'm worse off.

[love_that_reefer]

My closers all got hurt and now I'm stuck with Brett Myers, David Robertson and Santiago Casilla.

I think you're fine.

Haren gave up 5 runs against the Twins. Now that's getting fucked over.

I had Hanrahan in our league and Henry Rodriguez in my other one. I got fucked twice!

And Myers, Robertson and Casilla are better than my save options. I have Heath Bell

[Kingdom]

Ok, that's better. 6 plus ERA last I saw. He's been more Fail-Rod than K-Rod.


Henry Rodriguez has been good, until today. Jon Axford, ummm...pass. Kenley Jansen rocks. And then I just picked up a guy I've never heard of, Steve Cishek. I spent about 10 minutes trying to figure out how his last name is pronounced.

[Witlon]

I'll gladly trade you Casilla for Joel, if you really feel that way.

And Heath Bell is a legitimate guy to bitch about, that's for sure.

[love_that_reefer]

And then I just picked up a guy I've never heard of, Steve Cishek. I spent about 10 minutes trying to figure out how his last name is pronounced.

And he just blew his first save

[Witlon]

And KoZ jinxed Robertson. Ugh. Let us stop talking about my closers now, shall we?

[Kingdom]

Closers jinx themselves.

[love_that_reefer]

Hanrahan bounced back and got me a save after bitching about him so I'm going to keep doing it.

[Kingdom]

Hanrahan sucks at life and his mom smells like cabbage.

[love_that_reefer]

Hey hey, his just grandma died. Show some class

[Witlon]

That 6 RP limit in the keeper is annoying.

I had to use a loophole to replace Robertson. Ugh.

[Porter]

im having the 7 SP issue. there certainly will be tweaks next year.

[love_that_reefer]

Good lord! 7 SP? 6 RP? How many pitchers do you guys need?

[Porter]

Well I have the issue of having both my DLs filled.

That and only having 3 RPs.

Sale qualifies for both so I have 8 SPs.

Anyone but Beachy and Sale are available for a big time bat.

[Witlon]

Yup. Lynn qualifying at RP hurts me. Plus I had 2 DL RPs on my bench(Street-Robertson).

I've been running 3 closers(Myers being used as an SP), 2 setup all season to cover everything.