Interactive Baseball League

[Kingdom]

Kyle Bonn is officially renamed Brook Fordyce.

[CrazyEights]

We call him "Crazy"

I may be crazy, but i ain't dumb.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Hey David, maybe after an 0-4 night I should go spray paint someone's locker pink and blame it on someone else. O that's right, IT'S MY OWN DAMN FAULT. I take the blame for the slump I'm in, and maybe you should take the blame for a bad start. Bat me 9th or sit my ass down for all I care, I want to win too.

I'm the best at my position any time you bring me into that game. Use me however you want.

The best doesn't give up 10 runs in a game

3 games started, 26 IP, 3 W, 0L, tiny ERA/WHIP and 29 K before that.

I mean, I'm not allowed one bad outing?

Yes, you're allowed a bad game. Nobody was angry at you for your bad game. We're pissed cuz you went apeshit after your bad game and blamed it on everyone else.

[DirtyKash]

this is high entertainment. Dry is a nutcase.

[browntown653]

Why the FUC K are you moving me back a start??? What kind of ****ing managing is that?

[browntown653]

The manager and I had a discussion, and I am OK with his decision.

[Dry1313]

[quote=giantsfan5689;387992]Hey David, maybe after an 0-4 night I should go spray paint someone's locker pink and blame it on someone else. O that's right, IT'S MY OWN DAMN FAULT. I take the blame for the slump I'm in, and maybe you should take the blame for a bad start. Bat me 9th or sit my ass down for all I care, I want to win too.[QUOTE]
You can't in good conscience blame anyone else.

Who else could've influenced your crappy hitting except for yourself?

Where's the logic.

The best doesn't give up 10 runs in a game

Name a best pitcher of all time.

I bet he gave up that many runs in one game.

Every player has a bad game.

When you consistently have a bad game, it's an issue.

Yes, you're allowed a bad game. Nobody was angry at you for your bad game. We're pissed cuz you went apeshit after your bad game and blamed it on everyone else.

Teach me how to lose. Teach me how to suck with dignity.

Sorry I'm not used to it. Train me if it bothers you.

this is high entertainment. Dry is a nutcase.

Send me some interview questions.

Dry isn't shy.

Why the FUC K are you moving me back a start??? What kind of ****ing managing is that?

Who knows.

Bonn is still batting 5th.

[Dry1313]

The manager and I had a discussion, and I am OK with his decision.

Spray paint his shit pink.

[cjkalt]

All i know is that I'm batting 500

[ljshorty89]

Inning- 1 l2 l3 l4 l5 l6 l7 l8 l9 l _________R l H _l E l
Royals- 0 l 2l 0l 3l 0l 6l 0l 0l 3l _________14_l20l_0
Angels- 0 l 0l 0l 0l 0l 0l 0l 0l 0l _________0_l 5_l_2



Brett Zimmerman- 3 for 6, 2 singles, Home Run (#2), 2 RBI, Run Scored, Stolen Base
Louis Milman- 2 for 6, 2 doubles, 2 RBI, Run Scored
Leo Palmer- 1 for 5, single, RBI, Run Scored
Cory Shipplett- 2 for 5, double, Home Run (# 5), 2 RBI, Run Scored
Kyle Bonn- 3 for 5, single, double, Home Run (#1), RBI, 2 Runs Scored
Curtis Carson- 4 for 5, 2 doubles, triple, Home Run (#3), 2 RBI, 3 Runs Scored
CJ Kaltenbach- 3 for 5, single, double, Home Run (#2), 3 RBI, 3 Runs Scored
Chris Henkel- 1 for 5, double, 2 Runs Scored
Matt Stairs- 1 for 5, double, RBI

Jon Reefer- 9 Innings Pitched, 5 Hits, 0 Runs, 0 Walks, 14 Strikeouts WIN (4-0)

Reefer's Strikeout Victims:
Rajai Davis twice, Mark Ellis once, Frank Thomas once, Mike Sweeney three times, Travis Buck twice, Emil Brown once, Kurt Suzuki twice, Eric Chavez once, Bobby Crosby once

*NOTE* Yes, Reefer did indeed strike out every A's hitter at least once!

[ljshorty89]

Year to date Statistics (19 Games)


Brett Zimmerman- .333, 2 HR, 12 RBI, 15 R, 7 SB, .363 OBP, 1 2B, 5 3B, .560 SLG, .922 OPS

Louis Milman- .433, 3 HR, 20 RBI, 23 R, 12 SB, .430 OBP, 8 2B, 7 3B, .778 SLG, 1.208 OPS

Leo Palmer- .368, 3 HR, 27 RBI, 16 R, 1 SB, .360 OBP, 11 2B, 1 3B, .621 SLG, .981 OPS

Cory Shipplett- .379, 5 HR, 18 RBI, 11 R, 0 SB, .386 OBP, 11 2B, 0 3B, .678 SLG, 1.064 OPS

Kyle Bonn- .299, 1 HR, 7 RBI, 16 R, 6 SB, .345 OBP, 11 2B, 1 3B, .506 SLG, .851 OPS

Curtis Carson- .291, 3 HR, 14 RBI, 14 R, 2 SB, .296 OBP, 8 2B, 4 3B, .608 SLG, .904 OPS

CJ Kaltenbach- (2 Games)-.556, 2 HR, 5 RBI, 4 R, 0 SB, .556 OBP, 1 2B, 0 3B, 1.333 SLG, 1.889 OPS

Chris Henkel- .436, 2 HR, 17 RBI, 17 R, 3 SB, .443 OBP, 11 2B, 4 3B, .756 SLG, 1.199 OPS





Jon Reefer- 4 Starts, 4 Wins, 0 Losses, 36 Innings, 41 K, 0 BB, 1.75 ERA, .75 WHIP, .201 OBA

Kevin Brown-3 Starts, 3 Wins, 0 Losses, 26 Innings, 23 K, 0 BB, 4.15 ERA, 1.04 WHIP, .262 OBA

John Mulder-4 Starts, 3 Wins, 0 Losses, 36 Innings, 33 K, 2 BB, 1.75 ERA, .75 WHIP, .195 OBA

Dave Ryan-4 Starts, 3 Wins, 1 Loss, 33.2 Innings, 33 K, 1 BB, 5.08 ERA, 1.51 WHIP, .350 OBA

Brett Witrick-4 Starts, 4 Wins, 0 Losses, 33 Innings, 29 K, 4 BB, 3.00 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, .228 OBA

Matt Lee-7 Appearances, 7 Innings, 6 Saves, 1 Win, 1 Blown Save, 2.57 ERA, .86 WHIP, 4 K, 0 BB, .240 OBA

[Kingdom]

the manager is incapable of spelling my name right
blasphemy!

[ljshorty89]

I'd like to personally apologize, Cory. That typo will never happen again.

[Providence A's]

you can interview me at some point if you've got time...I'm pretty boring compared to everyone else though I guess. just do my jay oh bee and stay out of the way

[ljshorty89]

Haha, I appreciate guys like that. Makes my job easier. And I don't have to worry about how these actions affect my original plan for the storyline...