Interactive Baseball League

[Bon Bon]

I will be the ARod of the team. Always in the tabloids.

[ljshorty89]

Oy veysmir. Am I going to have to ban all young attractive males from coming to the stadium? There will be no Clubhouse Servant boys....and in case I wasn't specific enough, no sex in the clubhouse, no sex with anyuone involved with the organization, hell, if you're a girl and risk pregnancy, no sex at all. We can't afford to lose you guys, I already traded away your only capable backups.

[Bon Bon]

This team is pretty strict. What happens in the April, May, and September Months when I am in school. My parents have set a bedtime for me during school time at 11 pm.

You really have nothing to worry about sex wise with me unless well if it is Jacoby. I am a good girl, really I am.

[ljshorty89]

We'll discuss that with your parents. I'm sure we can work something out. Like paying for your college....or giving your parents 3 million bucks, or something. Or we try to schedule all day games, haha.

Jacoby will not be coming within 100 feet of this team, except when we play him. And when that happens, Bonner will have to be chaperoned at all times by.....Shipplett, the biggest guy on the team. It's not that I don't trust you Rachel, but if we lose you, who in god's name plays center? Doppel? Leo? We'd be ****ed in the ***

[Bon Bon]

Ha Ha, Like I said you don't have to worry about me since I just recently just kissed a boy for the first time. I think my parents could live with 3 million until I graduate which isn't this year, but next in 2010.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I just recently just kissed a boy for the first time

COOTIES!!!

[Bon Bon]

Nope, far from Cooties.

[Providence A's]

I'll be sure to drill Ellsbury over and over until he gets injured or I get suspended...I'm a team player

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I'll be sure to drill Ellsbury over and over

I think Prov finally came out of the closet

[Providence A's]

with pitches...not with your favorite part of the human anatomy.

[Bon Bon]

I think Prov finally came out of the closet

OMFG I am ROTFLMAO right now. That is great. + rep for you Mr. Kyle.

And the only drilling..... Well I better not comment.

[Providence A's]

except for the fact that I have a g/f that I've been with for almost 2 years and that was the most predictably lame joke possible.

[ljshorty89]

Ok. Lets end that. I won't let my thread be contaminated with stupidity. So, the joke ends here. (for now)

I just got home. I was going to start playing Opening Day now, however, due to what we shall call a friend's personal issue, I'm going out for a bit. I figure to be home by 9. So, lets say I'll have opening day at least a line score posted by 10:30.

[hot_corner_gurl]

I figure to be home by 9. So, lets say I'll have opening day at least a line score posted by 10:30.

Eastern time I'm assuming?

[Bon Bon]

Yep, he is from Long Island so I would figure that it would be East Coast.