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[ljshorty89]

PS: With the addition of CJ, I'm going to try a COMPLETELY different lineup to try to jumpstart a couple of struggling hitters. Like I've said before, with a lineup this good, some people will have to hit in the 7 and 8 hole. If this lineup doesn't work, it will change again. Just don't jump overboard if you don't like your spot in the order. The new order will look something like this(for now):


3B- Brett Zimmerman
2B- Lou Milman
LF- Leo Palmer
1B- Corey Shipplett
C- Kyle Bonn
CF- Curtis Carson
DH- CJ Kaltenbach
SS- Chris Henkel
RF- Matt Stairs

[Dry1313]

a) shake me off if you don't like the pitch selection

Mills told me that if I did, I'd get fined $200.

Talk to your coaches and read/listen.

b) LITTLE jokes?!

Take it like a man or retaliate.

c) I want this man out. I refuse to catch another one of this 3-year old's games. You insult the players, front office, and most importantly your fans like that, you can't stay. So what, you have a bad game. Get over it you whiny piece of shit.

Give me my own catcher.

I love how I become the whiny one when he was clearly seen crying in the clubhouse.

I just try to win. Bonn tries to get even on the field. Not a good combination.

Memo from Coach Mills and Jerry Abramowitz:

It has come to our attention that the actions of a select few have begun to cause a rift in the clubhouse. Due to the high level of talent on the roster, and the success we have had, we do not desire to break apart the roster, however, it appears that some things need to be ironed out in an open forum. We would like to hold a closed door meeting sometime within the next week to discuss everyone's concerns. Please let Coach Mills know when you are free to hold this meeting in the clubhouse. (Chat? if anyone is that bored, lol)

Thursday Night or anytime after 12AM EST works for me.

Just make sure this is all posted so that everyone can see what a little ***** this guy is.

I don't know if I am really up to discussing anything with this child. He needs to get over himself and show that he's willing to be a team player before I go any further. He has one bad game and goes apeshit through the clubhouse.

I'm sorry I can't take losing.

Better than being quoted as saying "I don't care that we lost tonight. Ryan got the L man...plus look at our winning percentage anyway."

I'm sorry I care more about how the team does than my pathetic slumps and falls.

Maybe I shouldn't blame others, supposedly it isn't my place, but don't ever tell me I'm no team player.

If it is mediated and there is an apology to the team, I will be up for it.

Apologize for what?

Maybe you should apologize for forcing everyone to pick up your slack for the first 12 games.

I'm still waiting on that one.

Mediation will be in the form of Coach Mills and Mr Abramowitz. I will request that a time is found for Mr Ryan, Mr Bonn, and other important team players, including (but not limited to) Milman, Henkel, Carson, Shipplett, and whoever else can make it to air out all concerns and hopefully get ready to get back on track and continue domination of the American League.

I gave a time.

An apology is required. Otherwise count me out

Now I'm the whiny baby?

I'm ready to put this all behind us if you can start hitting at a decent clip.

****, I guess I will have to apologize to finish this argument, because for you to start hitting is asking for a ****ing miracle.

I don't know what to say anymore...this is insane.

I know.

Kyle is being ridiculous.

And I swear, Dry, I won't even trade you. I'll sit your ass on the bullpen bench and relegate you to mop up work. Last time I checked a pitcher who pitches like shit, blames his teammates, and is a clubhouse cancer(on his best days) doesn't get a big money deal...

Money? **** the money, I want the ring.

As far as putting me at mop-up, go right ahead.

I'm the best at my position any time you bring me into that game. Use me however you want.

Press Release

The Kansas City Royals have announced that they have signed amateur Free Agent CJ Kaltenbach. Kaltenbach is in a similar boat to the rest of the team, coming out of High School, however, he has not played since the end of his Senior Year. He was immediately promoted to the Major Leagues, replacing Ross Gload on the roster. Kaltenbach will probably start at DH, relegating team "veteran" Alex Gordon to a bench role...much to the relief of many players.

Good.

Can't we teach him how to catch.

PS: With the addition of CJ, I'm going to try a COMPLETELY different lineup to try to jumpstart a couple of struggling hitters. Like I've said before, with a lineup this good, some people will have to hit in the 7 and 8 hole. If this lineup doesn't work, it will change again. Just don't jump overboard if you don't like your spot in the order. The new order will look something like this(for now):


3B- Brett Zimmerman
2B- Lou Milman
LF- Leo Palmer
1B- Corey Shipplett
C- Kyle Bonn
CF- Curtis Carson
DH- CJ Kaltenbach
SS- Chris Henkel
RF- Matt Stairs

Hold on...why is Bonn batting fifth? So that the first 2 can get on, the next two can drive them in and then get him a ****ing sac fly?

Put Henkel or Kaltenbach there.

[ljshorty89]

I need someone giving him protection. No offense Kyle, no pitcher will be afraid to walk those guys with you hitting the way you are now behind them.

[Dry1313]

By the way, what are my stats for this year?

I'm curious.

[ljshorty89]

After that last game they are ugly. Not trying to be mean, just honest. I think you're *goes to check game*......4 Games Started, 33 Innings Pitched, 3 Wins, 1 Loss, 5.08 ERA, 2 Complete Games, 33 K, 1 BB, 1.51 WHIP

[Dry1313]

3 games started, 26 IP, 3 W, 0L, tiny ERA/WHIP and 29 K before that.

I mean, I'm not allowed one bad outing?

[ljshorty89]

Agreed. To be completely honest, I was hoping for a loss for SOMEONE, just because I was worried about people getting bored with never losing. I did NOT want the game to blow up like that, I honestly just didn't realize how bad it had gotten.

You're allowed a bad game, and I'm sure you'll probably throw a shutout with 10 K's next time out.

[bwitty24]

this is too good, haha

[browntown653]

My interview's done. Check your inbox, Frankie.

[ljshorty89]

Lets just say after reading Brownie's interview...and everyone elses.....I love how this little league has brought out the.......shall we say "self confidence" in everyone involved.

[ljshorty89]

Inning- 1 l2 l3 l4 l5 l6 l7 l8 l9 l _________R l H l E l
Royals- 0 l 2l 1l 1l 0l 0l 0l 0l 0l _________4 l 13 l 2
Angels- 0 l 0l 0l 1l 0l 0l 0l 1l 0l _________2l 8 l_0



Brett Zimmerman- 2 for 4, single, double, Run Scored
Louis Milman- 1 for 4, single, K, Error
Leo Palmer- 2 for 4, single, double, RBI, K
Corey Shipplett- 3 for 4, 2 singles, double
Kyle Bonn- 0 for 4, K
Curtis Carson- 2 for 4, single, double, Run Scored, Stolen Base, Error
CJ Kaltenbach- 2 for 4, single, Home Run (#1), 2 RBI, Run Scored
Chris Henkel- 1 for 4, Home Run (#2), RBI, Run Scored
Matt Stairs- 0 for 4

Jon Mulder- 8 Innings Pitched, 7 Hits, 2 Runs(1 Earned), 0 Walks, 9 Strikeouts WIN (3-0)
Matt Lee- 1 Inning Pitched, 1 Hits, 0 Runs, 0 Walks, 1 Strikeout, SAVE (6)

[browntown653]

Bonn is ****ing terrible, who the **** is Matt Lee?

[ljshorty89]

We call him "Crazy"

[ljshorty89]

Kevin Brown's start is being pushed back due to "a hunch" by manager Mills. Brown will take the extra day off and pitch in the upcoming series against the Indians. Jon Reefer will take the mound on 3 days rest.

[bwitty24]

Knuckle that shit up!!