NFL Week 13: Turkeys, Romos, and no Malletts

[Hammer]

sucks

no u

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait...that's not right.

no u


thats my quarterback!

[Hammer]

look at all the empty seats. i couldve gotten a ticket at like 4:00 for under 25 bucks... and yet i chose to take a nap instead.

the goo goo dolls werent relevant when they were supposed to be relevant, get this guy off my screen and get geno on it!

i should be savoring these last couple moments of not losing, right?

[Witlon]

look at all the empty seats. i couldve gotten a ticket at like 4:00 for under 25 bucks... and yet i chose to take a nap instead.

the goo goo dolls werent relevant when they were supposed to be relevant, get this guy off my screen and get geno on it!

i should be savoring these last couple moments of not losing, right?

You sure you were napping and not tipping back a very strong alcoholic beverage?

[Witlon]

Bilal's back. The Jets aren't losing tonight!

[Hammer]

You sure you were napping and not tipping back a very strong alcoholic beverage?

to which part of my statement is this towards? are you a big goo goo dolls fan?

[Witlon]

to which part of my statement is this towards? are you a big goo goo dolls fan?

When they were relevant, I didn't mind them. (I was talking about the Geno positivity.)

[Witlon]

Nice catch, Eric.

[Hammer]

When they were relevant, I didn't mind them. (I was talking about the Geno positivity.)

which part of my statement was positive towards geno? the part where i said pre-game is the only time where we wouldnt be losing?

and eric decker sucks.

[Witlon]

Decker was such a promising receiver before he took the money. What a shame.

He could be in Minnesota playing with a REAL short, African American QB.

[Hammer]

or he couldve just taken less money, and been playing with a limp wristed homo who somehow completes 70% of his passes and throws for 5000 yards and 40 tds.

[Kingdom]

or he couldve just taken less money, and been playing with a limp wristed homo who somehow completes 70% of his passes and throws for 5000 yards and 40 tds.

dont forget the playoffs part!

[Kingdom]

Has Landry broken all the WR records yet

[Witlon]

Has Landry broken all the WR records yet

420 yards and 8 fumbles already.

[Hammer]

"credit to chris johnson for not saying anything at all"

so give him credit, for acting like a normal human being who just got paid 4 million dollars? thats a novel concept.

biLOL!

[Witlon]

When Bilal touches the ball, only good things happen. Best player in the AFC!