NFL 2014: Week 1

[Hammer]

Non-PPR with a skattershot QB? I'll take it Roddy-Garcon-Jackson, but I could see going safe and hoping for a TD for SJax.

You talking about Sara Walsh?

i thought garcon was a no brainer wr 2... but you make me question it now. him, floyd, crabtree or tate in a non-ppr? i think garcon should see 7-10 catches today, but since he catches a lot of screens, it may only yield about 80 yards, but i think he'll get in the endzone at some point.

[Hammer]

One of the correspondent chicks was obscenely hot. I looked up at my screen and literally said "Damn" outloud like I was Ron Simmons.

im gonna go rewind back and try to find out who she is now. i hope she popped up before that 4 minute span that i flipped over to nfl network to see the inactives for today.

[Witlon]

Non PPR? Crabtree's a dice roll(Love the matchup, worried more about the calf than I was 3 hours ago), so I'd say Floyd, Tate, Garcon, Crabtree.

[Hammer]

One of the correspondent chicks was obscenely hot. I looked up at my screen and literally said "Damn" outloud like I was Ron Simmons.

i found who it is. its ed werder, isnt it....

[Witlon]

im gonna go rewind back and try to find out who she is now. i hope she popped up before that 4 minute span that i flipped over to nfl network to see the inactives for today.

It was right around the time the inactives came out. They didn't show her name on the screen, but I'm 99% sure they said it. (Hopefully she's on again in the next half.)

[Witlon]

i found who it is. its ed werder, isnt it....

YES! THAT'S EXACTLY WHO IT WAS!

[Hammer]

britt mchenry... shes on the sideline for the houston/washington game.

[Witlon]

britt mchenry... shes on the sideline for the houston/washington game.

That's it. A+ work, sir.

[Witlon]

ESPN's consensus dislike for Golden Taint is a little troubling to me.

[Hammer]

i guess they expect stafford to throw for only 2000 yards this year, all of which going to calvin.

i cant see how tate doesnt have a monster [in relative terms] year next to megatron. you know staffords throwing for 4500+ at worst, and only 15-1700 of that is going to calvin. theres plenty of opportunities and single coverages for tate to exploit.

[Witlon]

I know the halfbacks catch a ton of passes, and Stafford likes his TEs(who drop passes consistently) and Ryan Broyles, but come the fuck on.

[Hammer]

lets assume 2800 yards left over after calvin gets his. even if you do 1000 combined for joique/reggie, and 1000 combined for the 3 tes... which is probably low for the backs, and high for the tes... that still leaves 800 yards for tate/other receivers. and thats me projecting only 4500 yards for stafford, and giving cal 1700 of those. i expect cal to get less than that because of some ridiculous coverages theyll throw at him, and how easy it should be for tate to beat 1 on 1 coverages. and i expect stafford to be closer to 5000, than 4500. i think tate will be fine.

[Witlon]

Ahh, urinate and alcohol. The 8 minute warning...

[Witlon]

Only one to pick ATL in Pick'em.

Hammer is the only one to pick the Browns.

[Hammer]

pittsburgh doesnt do much for me this year, and i love clevelands d, what can i say. i might be underrating the roethlisberger factor though... hes a much better real quarterback than fantasy quarterback.