NFL 2014: Week 1

[Kingdom]

Megatron is back with a vengeance.

[Witlon]

*sticks fork in Giants D*

[Hammer]

on the other hand, its real easy to be a quarterback in this league when you have a walking cheat code as a receiver.

[Kingdom]

im not sure im gonna get enough points out of stafford tonight, because this game is already just about insurmountable.

how many has he gotten you so far? The long Megatron TD had to be huge

[Witlon]

13 standard for Stafford right now, I believe.

[Hammer]

in the league i need it most, hes at 13.96 at the moment. i ended up going with tate instead of joique... so i need tate and keenan allen to make up a slight bit less than 20 points, with stafford thrown in, for the remainder of the night. the rest of my leagues are already wins thanks to calvin being calvin.

[Kingdom]

14 points in 2/3 of a quarter,

[Hammer]

bill bentley gets called for pass interference and tears his acl on the same play... what a shame.

[Witlon]

ESPN: "QUIT WATCHING THIS GAME AND LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK ABOUT RAY RICE!"

[Hammer]

ESPN: "QUIT WATCHING THIS GAME AND LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK ABOUT RAY RICE!"

im surprised they dont have that in a split screen with them following around michael sam at stop n shop on the other side.

[Hammer]

whoo rashad jennings gained a yard!

[Witlon]

im surprised they dont have that in a split screen with them following around michael sam at stop n shop on the other side.

And Johnny Manziel doing a line off of hookers during commercials.

[Hammer]

im actually down 19 in a ppr league with jennings and allen going. needless to say im starting to get skiddish. it would be nice if jennings could get me like 8 points.

[Kingdom]

Bring back Andre Brown

[Witlon]

whoo rashad jennings gained a yard!

Yeah...I didn't count on the Giants D being this bad. Jennings is fucked.