NFL Offseason, Draft, and Combine Shenanigans

[Hammer]

I liked that movie too

awesome, jean reno is the fucking man. if leon mcfadden does anything decent in the first game, i promise to call him the professional from now on. he doesnt just get handed that nickname though.

[Kingdom]

The Professional. Has a great ring to it.

[Mach]

I approve of all this.

[Witlon]

For Archiving Purposes...

The Running List of First Sunday Touchdowns, 2013 Edition:
Week 1: Adrian Peterson (MIN) v. DET (78 yard run.)
Week 2: Cordarrelle Patterson(MIN) v. CHI (105 yard kick return)
Week 3: Adrian Peterson (MIN) v. CLE (2 yard run)
Week 4: Mike Williams (TB) v. ARI (6 yard pass from Mike Glennon)
Week 5: David Wilson (NYG) v. PHI (5 yard run)
Week 6: Nick Foles (PHI) v. TB (4 yard run)
Week 7: Captain Munnerlyn (CAR) v. STL (45 yard interception return of Sam Bradford)
Week 8: Frank Gore (SF) v. JAC (19 yard run)
Week 9: Shonn Greene (TEN) v. STL (5 yard run)
Week 10: Terrelle Pryor (OAK) v. NYG (1 yard run)
Week 11: Danny Noble (JAC) v. ARI (62 yard pass from Chad Henne)
Week 12: Tavon Austin (STL) v. CHI (65 yard run)
Week 13: Zach Ertz (PHI) v. ARI (6 yard pass from Nick Foles)
Week 14: Bobby Rainey (TB) v. BUF (80 yard run)
Week 15: Griff Whalen (IND) v. HOU (14 yard pass from Andrew Luck)
Week 16: BenJarvus Green-Ellis (CIN) v. MIN (4 yard run)
Week 17: Jonathan Grimes (HOU) v. TEN (3 yard run)

The Running List of First Sunday Touchdowns in 2012:
Week 1: Julio Jones(ATL) v. KC (8 yard pass from Matt Ryan)
Week 2: Pacman Jones(CIN) v. CLE (81 yard punt return)
Week 3: AJ Green(CIN) v. WAS (73 yard pass from Mohamed Sanu)
Week 4: Percy Harvin(MIN) v. DET (105 yard kick return)
Week 5: Trent Richardson(CLE) v. NYG (15 yard run)
Week 6: Jermaine Gresham(CIN) v. CLE (55 yard pass from Andy Dalton)
Week 7: Tiquan Underwood(TB) v. NO (13 yard pass from Josh Freeman)
Week 8: Chris Givens(STL) v. NE (50 yard pass from Sam Bradford)
Week 9: Ray Rice(BAL) v. CLE (8 yard run)
Week 10: Danario Alexander(SD) v. TB (80 yard pass from Philip Rivers)
Week 11: Larod Stephens-Howling(ARI) v. ATL (3 yard run)
Week 12: Lawrence Timmons(PIT) v. CLE (53 yard interception return of Brandon Weeden)
Week 13: Lestar Jean(HOU) v. TEN (54 yard pass from Matt Schaub)
Week 14: Jamaal Charles(KC) v. CLE (80 yard run)
Week 15: Michael Turner(ATL) v. NYG (1 yard run)
Week 16: Michael Spurlock(SD) v. NYJ (63 yard punt return)
Week 17: Chris Johnson(TEN) v. JAC (2 yard run)

[Mach]

add the safeties

[Kingdom]

Michael Spurlock? Super Size Me director played football???

[Witlon]

Didn't see any in Week 17, so...

Week Team Opp
1 PIT TEN [reynaud kneels in endzone]
1 NYJ TB [freeman fumbles out back of endzone]
1 JAX KC [blocked punt by jt thomas]
1 PHI WASH [cole tackles morris]
2 HOU TEN [mays tackles c. johnson]
2 SEA SF [holding on b. miller in endzone]
5 SEA IND [blocked punt by kearse]
5 ARZ CAR [campbell sacks newton]
6 SF ARZ [lemonier sacks palmer]
7 STL CAR [sims tackles tolbert]
7 IND DEN [mathis sacks p. manning]
9 MIA CIN [wake sacks dalton]
10 JAX TEN [holding on warmack in endzone]
10 TB MIA [david tackles d. thomas]
13 DET GB [suh sacks flynn]
13 JAX CLE [weeden kicks the ball out back of endzone]
14 ARI STL [abraham sacks clemens]
15 IND HOU [brown recovers fumble in endzone]
16 DET NYG [fairley sacks e. manning]
16 PHI CHI [thornton tackles forte]

Courtesy of Mr. Hammer. (He's not an MC.)

[schisno]

But he's still an o g

[Epic Dean]

Broncos claim Welker cleared to practice this week and moments later it was announced that Welker is suspended 4 games for amphetamine use

[Kingdom]

Holy shit that's epic. Manny Sanders may actually amount to something now

[Kingdom]

Who's the token number 4 on the depth chart that'll vulture a few TDs and send everyone in a panic?

[schisno]

Andre Caldwell or Cody latimer

[Prez WilCo]

Andre Caldwell!!

[Epic Dean]

Sooooo the story leaking right now is Welker was on Molly at the Kentucky Derby and it was cut with amphetamines. This shit is insane

[HollywoodLeo]

Andre Caldwell!!

Fuck you Caldwell