2014-2015 NBA Ramblings

[Hammer]

So Kelly Oubre if he/she does well. Cause most every other projected top 2015 pick is a big.

mudiay too, but hes a pg. i guess he doesnt come into play if mcw improves.

[Hammer]

inappropriate joke from me about heather holsworth and adreian payne... i shall refrain. shes definitely a looker though.

[Kingdom]

*mike scott

[Hammer]

mike scott indeed. gary scott was a shitty old 3rd baseman.

poor isaiah austin. good for you adam silver... you already have more human points in one draft, than david stern.

[Kingdom]

Holy class act, NBA.

[Hammer]

wow thats a nice touch. adam silver pretty much instantly jumped to the 2nd best commissioner in major sports in this offseason alone.

and id say hes better than goodell too, but goodell makes more money than god for himself and every other owner, so its kinda tough to argue with him...

[Hammer]

jay williams is awful, id like to see him get punched in the throat.

[Witlon]

Shit. Stop cutting onions when you're watching sports, Witlon.

[Hammer]

denver stashing nurkic... fantastic. coming to a blake griffin poster near you, soon.

[Hammer]

nurkic flashing gang signs on the stage... i change my opinion, my favorite guy in the draft.

[Kingdom]

Fran compared him to a WWE guy.

[Kingdom]

So does that mean he flops horribly?

[Hammer]

and gary harris falls into bostons lap... fuck you bill simmons.

smart and harris, very nice boston. eat a dick.

[if they take harris, id have assumed they shouldve raced the card up there already.]

[Hammer]

good idea bill simmons. james harden traded to the knicks for melo in a sign and trade, then houston signs bron and melo to go with dwight howard. sounds like a lot of fun.

[Hammer]

i like james young too...

and they just caught bill simmons fist pumping on tv, and his face afterwards was glorious.