2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
In case you missed the memo, you have a DH.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Goals for 2016: A Public Service Announcement from the Minnesota Twins
1) Get sweet new Avatar
2) Get sweet new Signature
3) Boost myself out of A and into AA
Now for the team
1) Lose less than 100 games! (I have the DREAM!)
2) Bring attendance to 15,000/game
3) Lose the division by less than 30 games
4) Have Al Borland develop into the ALL STAR he should be!
5) Go 2 nights a week without crying myself to sleep!
Damn you, Zod.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
Pity award? Your Guy took roids? He slept with the awards committee's wife?