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    Twins You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    1) Pitching ERA: 5.86 (30th)
    Opponents AVG: .299 (30th)
    HRs Allowed: 154 (30th)
    Walks Allowed: 350 (26th)
    Runs Allowed: 651 (30th)

    2) you get 7 wins in the entire month!

    3) Your disabled list is larger than your Starting line up and contains "Blurred Vission Eye"

    4) The team is still under the old managers name.

    5) You put 60% of your starting pitching staff on the trade block and you get laughter!

    6) You get the message, "Dear Sir,
    Alex Varela has nothing more to prove at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
    He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think
    a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all." Really .277! wow! he'd kill it in AAA!

    7) Fan Interest: 20/100 (30th)

    8) You're the worst team in the league... and thats where you were projected!

    9) Your team is given good news.... in a bad way... "Alex Varela has lost some momentum, his range at C drops to 10 ..."

    "Nick Blackburn's control seems to have taken a bump..." (his control is 10)

    10) You rank 17th in top systems which doesn't bode well for future!

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    +rep, i wish I had thought of this for my TBSL Angels
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Haha, thanks, just things that made me worry about the state of Minnesota!

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    LMAO @ 3 and 4.

    That list was hilarious, and actually made reading others ***** about their team funny. Props and rep to you my friend.

    Also... I will fix #4. Right away. Sorry :[

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    I loved it when Bon Bon was still running my Montreal Expos over in SBSL.

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    I love it! Not taking a sim serious and making fun of yourself, rep worthy.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    11) When the manager name on your team still states "mntwinsfan"... which coincidentally explains a lot of your problem
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Quote Originally Posted by nick View Post
    Also... I will fix #4. Right away. Sorry :[
    Haha, no worries... although that may boost fan support! :-P

    Thanks for all your comments. lol. Makes me feel better about losing! lol

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondDave View Post
    11) When the manager name on your team still states "mntwinsfan"... which coincidentally explains a lot of your problem
    #4
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    I love it! Not taking a sim serious and making fun of yourself, rep worthy.
    This is a bad thing!

    SIM BASEBALL IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Quote Originally Posted by browntown653 View Post
    This is a bad thing!

    SIM BASEBALL IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.
    Oh darn it! The sim Nazi's are comin' out of the woods now! SAVE YOUR INTERNETS!
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    2) you get 7 wins in the entire month!
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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    everyone by now... knows... Seattle smells... SMELLY HOO HAA

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    Re: You know your TPSL team is terrible when...

    Usually me being the general manager of a team means its going to be terrible, I'm shocked thats not the case in Minnesota.
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